I like to run.

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Bye Twitter. You were ok for a brief period of time.
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A bit of dust got in my eye while watching this. – at Seattle, WA
There isn't one quote we could pick out of this interview to do it justice. If there is one interview you watch today, make it this one with @matmohoric. On n'a pas su choisir une seule citation qui rendrait hommage à l'interview. Du coup si vous devez écoutez un seul interview en entier aujourd'hui, faites en sorte que ce soit celui de @matmohoric. #TDF2023
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Please make an app that blocks all blue checkmarked accounts. Thank you.
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That's right, spell check, I totally meant "meth head" not "meat head". Don't let spell check ruin your holiday cards!
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The best perk of parenting a newborn is all the consistency in your day-to-day life.
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For $100 I will FaceTime you in scrubs on Thanksgiving and pretend to be your boyfriend that couldn’t make it because he had to work in the hospital
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Telecom companies suck and will continue to suck as long as their version of "innovation" extends no further than buying up other telecom companies.
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Jerry’s apartment hallway can’t exist. My entire childhood was a lie. – at Queens, NY
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LOL… so many conversations make sense now!
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We assume change has to be some grand and dramatic action. It doesn’t. Quitting alcohol will change your life more than climbing a mountain. Regular exercise will make you happier than an expensive seminar. A talk with a friend will mean more than a fancy party. Start small.
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Can't hit it any better than that 📐 (via @MLS)
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The Kelly Rowland/Excel mystery has finally been resolved
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Dan Simmons predicted Twitter way back in 1989. The loss of memory & attention, the all-consuming obsession w/ politics, the need to offer an opinion on everything no matter how picayune, the phone-induced zombification -- all of it.
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“Absolutely incredible finish in front of a sold-out crowd!”
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Wow. Just wow.
NEW: #Ukraine has decisively won the Battle of #Kharkiv Oblast, @TheStudyofWar can assess, recovering its territory northwest, north, and northeast of the city and ending the Russian ground & artillery threat to Ukraine’s second-largest city. Update 🧵
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30 minutes of rain and it’s smoke free again 😅
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