@spannercodes

interpreter of divine abominations

Joined July 2022
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⚠️⚠️⚠️ WARNING: IF YOU HAVENT DONE SO ALREADY, BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW !!! BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW.
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not nominated for award award
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is elite dangerous running PHP...?
Elite Dangerous
@EliteDangerous13h
Greetings Commanders, The servers will be taken offline momentarily in order to apply a security update. This downtime is estimated to last around one hour. We apologise for the short notice.
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This is who I’m trying to become
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Replying to @aspen_ae1
en passant
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Replying to @aspen_ae1 @alicex275x @slphrrr
waow
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Replying to @aspen_ae1
my imagination is so beautiful,,
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if someone can find the Keith Bridge neuron, we might achieve AGI
Sauers
@Sauers_Oct 17
God neuron
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hannah retweeted
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Als ik in slaap val ben ik echt FUCKED
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Replying to @aspen_ae1
waoww
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Replying to @jesuisunhananas
Hi
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Replying to @aspen_ae1
the cia are putting beautiful women on my feed to give me heart palpitations and lower my lifespan
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Replying to @aspen_ae1
oh this is cruel to me
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crucial loophole for armpitfucking,, glory to the civil service
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@miaaowingOct 16
the UK has introduced new legislation to criminalise (fake) incest and strangulation porn. it is TERRIBLY bad... - it has to be specifically penetrative mommy strap blowjobs OK. step sister (vaginal) oral OK. penis? CRIMINAL - cousin porn is fine! - if the viewer BELIEVES IT TO BE PRETEND, then its criminal (??????) so... you can flash huge words that says "THIS IS PRETEND INCEST" over completely legal content and the inclusion of those words make it criminal. Masterful gambit!
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Replying to @april_ivyyy
do it
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genuinely i need to get over my fear of making phone calls it's probably gonna fuck me over so bad one day
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Replying to @autumnislesbian
maybe i just need to decolonise my mind
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no it's fine i never wanted to experience any of the core childhood and teenage experiences anyway
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Replying to @aspen_ae1
no you are incredibly cool
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considering that every business actively avoids talking to customers thru e.g. chatbots, is this surprising?
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Replying to @arcuaria
A lot of gen z's interpretation of "difficult, nearly impossible" usually translates to "you have to talk to someone"
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