@spannercodes

interpreter of divine abominations

Joined July 2022
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not nominated for award award
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is elite dangerous running PHP...?
Elite Dangerous
@EliteDangerous8h
Greetings Commanders, The servers will be taken offline momentarily in order to apply a security update. This downtime is estimated to last around one hour. We apologise for the short notice.
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This is who I’m trying to become
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if someone can find the Keith Bridge neuron, we might achieve AGI
Sauers
@Sauers_Oct 17
God neuron
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hannah retweeted
187@tabon187Oct 17
Als ik in slaap val ben ik echt FUCKED
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crucial loophole for armpitfucking,, glory to the civil service
maeve ~
@miaaowingOct 16
the UK has introduced new legislation to criminalise (fake) incest and strangulation porn. it is TERRIBLY bad... - it has to be specifically penetrative mommy strap blowjobs OK. step sister (vaginal) oral OK. penis? CRIMINAL - cousin porn is fine! - if the viewer BELIEVES IT TO BE PRETEND, then its criminal (??????) so... you can flash huge words that says "THIS IS PRETEND INCEST" over completely legal content and the inclusion of those words make it criminal. Masterful gambit!
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genuinely i need to get over my fear of making phone calls it's probably gonna fuck me over so bad one day
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no it's fine i never wanted to experience any of the core childhood and teenage experiences anyway
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considering that every business actively avoids talking to customers thru e.g. chatbots, is this surprising?
daniel@itmedgOct 15
Replying to @arcuaria
A lot of gen z's interpretation of "difficult, nearly impossible" usually translates to "you have to talk to someone"
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did netenyahu steal my fucking bit
Megatron
@Megatron_ronOct 14
🇮🇱🇧🇷 Benjamin Netanyahu calls Brazil a “small country” and hint that he is going there again on the inauguration of Israeli-backed Bolsonaro who won the first part of the elections: “We went to a small country called Brazil, to the inauguration of President Bolsonaro. Who knows? We may do it again.”
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5 blocks wide... yep, that's ur mom
rawboat@StrawLocksOct 13
someone fell (they should add these to snowy rivers and icebergs)
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April@april_ivyyyOct 13
Hi friends, I’m looking for work in threat intel / vulnerability research. I’m based in the UK and open to relocation or remote. Most recent work is CVE-2026-58532 in the Windows kernel, and many contributions to OpenJDK. DMs open, RTs are appreciated :) aprl.pet/writing/cve-2026-58…
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im overdue a selfie
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is this true
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don't bother dating me if this isn't in the sex playlist
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discord age verif is CUCKING me!! thanks starmer
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how do i slide into dms without violating nohello rules
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when i learned about mpegts a year ago i thought it was beautiful and now i think it's the worst piece of shit anyone's ever made
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just know that if i ever become an exec at the bbc the first thing i will do is axe strictly i fucking hate that programme
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𓆜@silkfshOct 10
arms body legs flesh skin bone sinew Hi
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