@spaghetti

The funko to the soy man is like a sheath of a knife

 Brooklyn, NY
Joined December 2011
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Hila Klein to the kids:
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David Brand@DavidFBrandOct 22
Naming my Mets fan son Wade Tilnextyear
Complex Sports
@ComplexSportsOct 22
Knicks fans named their baby “Knickson Fyve” 🥹🔥 (via knicksonfyve/ig)
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Shasti@sh44stiOct 21
(before beating fromsoft boss) this boss is just ass. i hate this boss (me after) it’s actually an incredible design,
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drew@ImNotOwnedOct 19
she was beating the eggs a litte slow lowkey
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Max Read@readmaxreadOct 18
bk twitter: wow. finally a movie exploring truth and representation... sf twitter: chilling investigation of a sociopath (amanda seyfried) ... abbott and costello twitter: anyone know why they showed the (inferior imho) '58 version and not the longer '45 performance?
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nikki mccann ramírez@NikkiMcROct 15
Unfortunately a banger, will be weaponizing in the future.
Rhein Amacher
@RheinAmacherOct 15
Replying to @jcg52 @jamestalarico @LindnerCtrHope
Never lied, I just doubled down on wrong information.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Amacher did not merely double down on wrong information; he posed as Talarico's cousin and fabricated a patient verification code to contact the Lindner Center. texastribune.org/2026/10/13/jam… snopes.com/fact-check/tal… rawstory.com/maga-operative… x.com/RheinAmacher/s…
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Καλός
@realKalosOct 11
Going to Kyiv with the expectation of a dozen 9/10 Svetlanas fighting over my average 3.5" penis, but as I enter the nightclub, a bag goes over my head, and the next thing I know, I am experiencing the Skyrim intro scene on a truck heading to Donbas.
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Harry
@lexaprotoolsAug 7
I can’t stop watching this
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dr. hell@trevorcrumboOct 8
she beasted on you
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Margaret of Anjou Stan Account@bouncyrouOct 7
(GUY WHO POSSESSES VALUABLE INSIGHTS) in the future rich people will buy homes in California and on the Mediterranean coast
vittorio
@IterIntellectusOct 6
once ASI is here and living somewhere because of "work" becomes pointless, people with money will just move to the nicest places on earth Mediterranean climate, ocean, mountains, good food, beautiful isolated towns places like this are going to become insanely valuable probably worth buying real estate there now
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john@J2tellemOct 7
It feels wrong to not address the anniversary of the 10/7 attacks at the meetup tonight, but at the same time I don’t want it to dominate the evening. How are other people in the wife swapping community handling this??
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Wayne’s World
@WayneJrTheGreatOct 7
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT IN THAT RED DRESS??
Aaron Rupar
@atruparOct 7
Trump: "I could've done very bad things to Hillary Clinton. I could've done very very bad things to Joe Biden. I could've done very bad things to Barack Hussein Obama ... I can do whatever I want, if I want."
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Andrews Steel@asteel2Oct 5
Totally
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g a b y@gabydvjOct 5
colleen hoover is kind of like America B thomas pynchon in that only a singular mind can produce names like the ones in her novels. "lowen ashleigh." "verity crawford." and of course: "ryle kincaid."
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@utddahnnyOct 5
we gonna get to play GTA VI in lockdown
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Poly people are always saying stuff like "I'm pan" and "I have POTS" but they never want to do the damn dishes!!! 🤣😂💯
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Ashley Reese@offbeatorbitSep 29
Honestly belongs in the Smithsonian. The Chinese restaurant bit alone...Americana lol.
Clothes-Minded Individual@NBABabySecretSep 29
Replying to @NBABabySecret
Nevermind I found it
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this is how everyone in front of you at the pharmacy thinks
Breccan@hyperlymeSep 28
You can never get me to leave this site
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defleppardfan94@lemonade_grrrlSep 29
looks like you pretty much covered it
Ron Iver@ronnui_Sep 29
How do we explain to younger generations that short sleeve tshirt over a long sleeve used to be so popular they used to make fakes which were just long sleeve tees with different sleeves stitched in to look like it's layered
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semaJ@semaJ7272Sep 24
GTA 6 Info
@GTASixInfoSep 24
So between GTA 6 (ultimate edition $100) Dazed Magazine Print ($58) Netflix Subscription for extended look($27) Limited edition controller ($85 x 2) Limited edition vinyl + CD ($158) Bestbuy exclusive vinyl ($58) GTA 6 collectors edition ($400) I've spent a total of $971 GTA 6 and its not even out yet WORTH IT I❤️VICE CITY
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