The funko to the soy man is like a sheath of a knife

Brooklyn, NY
Joined December 2011
This has been a tough year for cataloguing fun tweets because this place has become a morass of insane bullshit, which has always been the case, but it’s now lacking a certain whimsy. Nevertheless, my FAVE tweets of 2024:
It is once again that time of the year. Here are my fave tweets of 2023:
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Hila Klein to the kids:
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Naming my Mets fan son Wade Tilnextyear
Knicks fans named their baby “Knickson Fyve” 🥹🔥 (via knicksonfyve/ig)
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All 3? Enlightened
Liking basketball and football =wigger Liking Baseball and football = Chud Liking baseball and basketball = Jewish
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Such an insipid criticism. “This has been done before.” OK so has everything else. We should all just kill ourselves
Remember when Sarah Polley made Stories We Tell, supposedly about a paternity question in her family history, but it actually turned out to be a meta-documentary about truth, narrative, and subjectivity? Or when Banksy made Exit Through the Gift Shop, which at first seemed to be about street artist Thierry Guetta but in the end turned out to be a meta-documentary about truth, art, and subjectivity? Remember when Rodney Ascher made Room 237, nominally about hidden meanings in The Shining, but really about truth, narrative, and subjectivity? Would you believe me if I told you that You Can See Everything is only superficially about Elizabeth Holmes, that actually it's a meta-documentary about truth, narrative, and subjectivity? Let’s set aside the fact that Amanda Seyfried shows up to atone for her Hulu biopic and that her plotline is copied from The Act of Killing, which itself stole its main gimmick from some Cambodian guy’s movie about the Khmer Rouge. Here we have another postmodern prestige doc which either can't find something to say about its subject or thinks having a subject is gauche, so it throws up its hands and settles for a thematic focus on "unknowability" instead—not out of necessity, not because it’s about the Zodiac Killer and they can’t find him, but just because they think that kind of abstraction is high-minded. Every cliche is here: The filmmaker deliberately entangled with his subject, the film happily exposing its own artifice (because only dolts who believe in “objectivity” would try to hide that), the reflexive, flamboyantly meta structure which I guess is supposed to feel truth-coded, or remind you of truth and untruth in some way. Letterboxd users, who learned in college that truth is hopelessly mired in perspective, certainly appreciate these decisions and feel the movie is a “hall of mirrors,” but I found it boring and legible. I’ve already seen Capturing the Friedmans, Tabloid, F for Fake, Letter From Siberia, etc. I already know about “subjectivity.” I actually discovered it when I was a child and I began to experience the world. So yes, this is another The Ambiguity Is The Point movie. That’s why it's titled You Can See Everything—because you can’t. And that’s why some of the posters show Elizabeth Holmes but kind of blurry, because it’s about truth, which is also blurry. And if you think that’s mind-blowing then you will probably like the movie. Personally, I think the filmmakers are confusing an empirical problem with an epistemic one, so actually their theming doesn't line up, because a lot of their questions are in fact quite "knowable," but whatever
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(before beating fromsoft boss) this boss is just ass. i hate this boss (me after) it’s actually an incredible design,
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In the Hollow Knight t shirt 😭😭😭
Vivek Ramaswamy’s first public appearance today didn’t go well:
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I’ve seen both and it’s still one of the greatest ever
Yeah this is bad but we currently have people who have never seen hoop dreams or the act of killing trying to tell me Nathan Fielder made one of the greatest documentaries ever
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Me after watching the damn news 🤣
It would be great if this film opened a conversation on how ahistorical, and IMO unethical, it is to have fictionalized recreations of true events that use real names, mostly real events, but w no responsibility to say what’s true/invented Really bad for our collective understanding, not to mention for those involved!
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she was beating the eggs a litte slow lowkey
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Yeah that’s the only the way the conceit of the film works
One criticism I have of You Can See Everything is that much of the suspense hinged on Nathan not revealing how overwhelming the evidence already was for Holmes being a criminal manipulator by the time of filming.
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bk twitter: wow. finally a movie exploring truth and representation... sf twitter: chilling investigation of a sociopath (amanda seyfried) ... abbott and costello twitter: anyone know why they showed the (inferior imho) '58 version and not the longer '45 performance?
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You guys are so gay
Alright I wrote up why Red Rising should be claimed by the right Written for those who haven’t read it Think, you dummies: if we conquer this IP now as rw coded, when it’s a Marvel Avengers level hit, it’s *our victory*
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Tonight I’m letting the Robin Yount talk
NLCS champagne bottles are a reminder of franchise history: Players from Brewers’ postseason teams past and present, with the year they played.
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So he wants “ermmm…that just happened” Marvel banter
Completely agree with author Jason K. Pargin on the new Dune films. Too bad he has me blocked.
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Steven Soderbergh will help finish “The Batman Part II” while director Matt Reeves is on hiatus dealing with a personal matter. Soderbergh said in a statement: “I thought Matt Reeves’ work on ‘The Batman’ was stunning; it was intentional, specific and rigorously coherent. The goal here is to work with Matt and his team to generate footage that will integrate seamlessly with what’s already been shot so Matt can properly finish his film.” A studio rep said in a statement: “As Matt Reeves continues to attend to an ongoing family matter, Steven Soderbergh, as an admirer of Matt’s work, approached Matt and will step in, with the full support of DC Studios, to help the writer-director complete the final weeks of principal photography on 'The Batman Part 2.' Matt and Steven will work closely together with the actors and crew to fulfill Matt’s vision of the film.” variety.com/2026/film/news/s…
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Unfortunately a banger, will be weaponizing in the future.
Never lied, I just doubled down on wrong information.
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Amacher did not merely double down on wrong information; he posed as Talarico's cousin and fabricated a patient verification code to contact the Lindner Center. texastribune.org/2026/10/13/jam… snopes.com/fact-check/tal… rawstory.com/maga-operative… x.com/RheinAmacher/s…
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Looking good!
JUST IN: Trump administration announces Barbera Thornhill has joined the State Department to lead U.S. efforts against human trafficking.
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