quiet batperson
LDN they//them
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<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< when ur new fave artist has a small following so their first uk dates are in tiny intimate venues and their london date is at ur fave venue ever
haz retweeted
this is so disgusting. men go to the gym shirtless by the way. but women wearing shorts is whorish because you wanna look at their ass and you’re upset you can’t. nasty nasty stuff fuck you. i cant believe you can’t say fuck on SNL but you can get up there and call women whores
oof...Shane Gillis's very awkward SNL opening monologue included him calling women whores for wearing shorts at the gym + an anecdote about using Joe Rogan's personal sauna, in which Theo Von said he "looked like a gas station egg"
he ended the monologue by saying "you're either gay or you're Hitler, and isn't that where we're at as a country?" which kinda confused the audience, so he literally had to say, "hey, that was the monologue, ladies and gentlemen"
here's the first joke: "I haven't been to the gym in so long. I didn't know women just dress like whores now. There's no other way to describe it. Have you seen the shorts? The wrinkles go, like, around the cheeks and all combine at the butthole. And don't look. You're not allowed to look."
haz retweeted
Interesting that it’s a big deal to say fuck on SNL but totally fine to call women whores and bitches
haz retweeted
i love when youre allowed to cook stuff with the saucepan lid on like bye 👋 i dont really like tweeting its more of a compulsion
