
Former cubicle bureaucrat. Future Trader Joe's associate. Sometimes, I make people laugh. Comedian. Co-host of @danceofjoypod.
Joined June 2011
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Replying to @XfinitySupport
@XfinitySupport @Xfinity
i am being overcharged, and i cannot connect with an agent by phone or by chat.
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but @Grubhub do better. pay your workers well so they don't have to do this:
ME: I've been lumpy, bumpy, and headachey for two days after a bundle of poorly stowed seat belt buckles fell from the overhead bin onto my head.
@AmericanAir: Please accept this generic response that makes no sense in the context of your reported injury on our aircraft.
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Congratulations! You've won the lottery! You're a millionaire!
What's the first thing you're gonna do?
Me: Sit comfortably in my living room
#standingforlife
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19th Century - Women in America fought to wear pants.
21st Century - The most powerful women in America:

















