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Former cubicle bureaucrat. Future Trader Joe's associate. Sometimes, I make people laugh. Comedian. Co-host of @danceofjoypod.

Joined June 2011
Replying to @XfinitySupport
@XfinitySupport @Xfinity i am being overcharged, and i cannot connect with an agent by phone or by chat.
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Sorry I'm late. I got held up at work...
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Replying to @Grubhub
@Grubhub great. now please pay your people more so they don't have to do this:
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Replying to @Grubhub
@Grubhub for your birthday, please pay your workers well so they don't have to do this:
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but @Grubhub do better. pay your workers well so they don't have to do this:
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Replying to @Grubhub
@Grubhub do better. Pay your workers well so they don't have to do this:
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Replying to @Grubhub
@Grubhub do better. Pay your workers well so they don't have to do this:
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Replying to @Grubhub
@Grubhub shame on you. please pay your workers enough so they don't have to do this.
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ME: I've been lumpy, bumpy, and headachey for two days after a bundle of poorly stowed seat belt buckles fell from the overhead bin onto my head. @AmericanAir: Please accept this generic response that makes no sense in the context of your reported injury on our aircraft.
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Congratulations! You've won the lottery! You're a millionaire! What's the first thing you're gonna do? Me: Sit comfortably in my living room #standingforlife
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19th Century - Women in America fought to wear pants. 21st Century - The most powerful women in America:
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March shows in Chicago, DC, and Boise! sofiajaved.com
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I'm not living up to my friends' dreams... #badminton #olympics #dreams
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Replying to @achoifitz
also, i found it:
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Come laugh with us for a good cause! 36on36.eventbrite.com
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