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my guardian angel watching me fuck up my own life more and more with my horrible decisions
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my coworker said he’s “kinda ugly” please rt to prove her wrong, he doesn’t deserve this slander
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felt like jack black in school of rock tonight when i staged dived and nobody caught my fat ass. wish i had lil uzi body
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Me: I think my computer's broken
Boss: just give it to the IT guy
Me: okay *walks outside and tosses my laptop into the sewer* good luck
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This shit brightened up my day, my week, my month, my year, even my future xitter.cf/alexmlange/status/9005…
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Shag fit birds xitter.cf/johnjoecross/status/82…
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"scuse meh, move.
move muhfucka, you in di wey!
out mi fuckin' wey."
— moses parting the red sea.
Exodus 14:8.
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The amount of cringe this created for me had enough energy to open a rip in the space time continuum
We are all dead now xitter.cf/jakepaul/status/887180…
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#HeterosexualPrideDay in two pictures – at Merrick, NY
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Girls, you haven’t earned the right to put your face with musical icons. Stick to what you know…lip gloss.
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Nah. She look like the people that took her land though. xitter.cf/wethsilkosz/status/666…

































