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my guardian angel watching me fuck up my own life more and more with my horrible decisions
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my coworker said he’s “kinda ugly” please rt to prove her wrong, he doesn’t deserve this slander
10k calorie challenge xitter.cf/eugenia_cooney/status/…
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felt like jack black in school of rock tonight when i staged dived and nobody caught my fat ass. wish i had lil uzi body
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Me: I think my computer's broken
Boss: just give it to the IT guy
Me: okay *walks outside and tosses my laptop into the sewer* good luck
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This shit brightened up my day, my week, my month, my year, even my future xitter.cf/alexmlange/status/9005…
















