Amateur barista, advanced skier. 🎿⛷️🏔️In search of the next hill to die on.

Palo Alto, CA
Joined October 2009
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Straight tomato paste is crazy you’re gonna have 8 year olds asking to bum a prilosec
You can do this in 10 minutes flat. The kids accept it as pizza. Great progress.
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There is a moment during the dinner scene in You Can See Everything where a specific name drop sent such a shockwave through the theatre (in Williamsburg Brooklyn) of gasps and “oh my god”s and “NOOOO” that I’ve never felt anything remotely close to in a live movie experience.
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Nah one of my pals come back to this in his hotel room 😂😂😂
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“We can’t let China control TikTok! What if they manipulate the platform for their political agenda?”
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i was on her side even when i thought she just did that randomly
Opened Instagram and I randomly saw the lady with the earring on her sleeve😭😭 crazy algorithm
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I'm definitely not anti-achievement and never criticized real achievements, including by Elon. I even own two Teslas. I do expose marketing stunts that, while cool on the surface, are not the achievements they are claimed to be. Compressed air thrusters might give you acceleration boosts in any direction. They might even make your car hover for a couple of seconds if you accept replacing the passenger seat by a 400 liter high-pressure air tank. But they are not a path to actual flying cars. The same way Burt Rutan's SpaceshipOne was never going to be a path to orbital flights (just bunny hops out of the atmosphere). I am anti-Musk when it comes to politics. His political actions, the massive dissemination of disinformation through X and other channels, and his support for authoritarian regimes and racist ideas have the effect of weakening democracy and weakening human decency and social progress around the world.
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Opened Instagram and I randomly saw the lady with the earring on her sleeve😭😭 crazy algorithm
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“Nick Fuentes? The super far left gay kid?"
I mentioned the name Nick Fuentes to my boss today. He's 10 years older than me. "Nick Fuentes? He's that SUPER far left gay kid isnt he?" The Goyim are not real.
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nan je peux mourir de rire c’est la vidéo de l’année j’arrête pas de la regarder
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i dont think french people realise how funny they are
🇫🇷🚂 Un train touristique a été DÉTOURNÉ par des manifestants.
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spoke ill of kirk yesterday and woke up with my neck hurting so bad i can't move it #KurseOfTheKirk
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Nathan Fielder says Elizabeth Holmes seemed "so genuine at times," but adds: “I know she’s a liar.” “When I met her, I remember having this weird experience where she seems so genuine at times. But then I’m like, ‘no,’ and clocking and tracking my thoughts and being like, ‘Okay, I know she’s a liar.’ It was a weird mental thing. From there, we were like, ‘Can we roll the dice on something if they were open to having cameras in?'” Fielder said at #NYFF. “It wasn’t until we started shooting that moments would happen — some of them are in the film — and then after Lance and I would talk about what we thought happened there. We’d completely disagree on what something meant to us and what we thought was happening. Then we were like, ‘Oh, this is really interesting. If we can’t agree on what’s happening, there’s something here.’ And our curiosity sort of just like drove us from there.” variety.com/2026/film/news/n…
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Most people in France can't afford housing. They didn't blame immigrants, or transgender people, or video games, or avocado toast. They blame the government. Because that's who's responsible. That's always who's responsible.
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ELIZABETH HOLMES: of course it worked. the lights turned on. it was on the cloud NATHAN FIELDER: ok. but you know what feelings are, right? like you have them? WEIRD COCAINE HUSBAND: [watching youtube at 2x speed] babe it says here the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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Sorry ma’am your son died in operation fall from a really high place and die
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“Look at these fucking Muslims!”
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I fucking hope so
Paris today. Your city tomorrow?
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lift ten times your weight. voraciously consume sugary liquids. kill anyone who doesnt smell like you. ant mode.
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americans: “we want affordable housing!!!” *does nothing about it* niggas in paris:
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Literally France most famous historic moment is when they cut off their king’s head and they’re now blaming these protests on immigrants
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