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Curator of Fine Tweets. Married to my best friend. Be kind.

Boston, MA
Joined May 2010
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I’ve entered the phase of adult womanhood that I am finally secure enough to leave behind cute but uncomfortable shoes forever. Give me Tevas or Hokas or give me death.
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You college girls look adorable and I love it for you so much and I will be here with open arms and blister-less dogs to welcome you to the club someday.
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when powerful female fantasy characters have to give up their powers for x thing/person/whatever. hate it!
what's the worst plot trope and why is it memory loss
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It's too big
#BREAKING: Canada has unveiled a new design to the Canadian Passport. It will be rolled out this summer. It’s not red.
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DISGUSTING gross horrible infuriating predatory revolting SICKENINGGGGG. i hate it
whats a ship that pissed you off really badly , im curious to know
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Why was the bear a good cook? Because there is a B in Bear and B in breakfast
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why a chikens are crazy. BECASE IT EAT LOT OF SEEDS
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What did the Dinosaur say? Shut up
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Q: Name a planet that starts with the letter W. A: Wohio. I tricked you: I added W to Ohio. Ohio doesn’t start with W.
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If you love someone, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were.
i put this bench out on this exact curb over a year ago and it was gone within hours, but today it just showed up again lmao
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oh my goodness this season of love is blind is nothing short of PAINFUL to watch
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10,000 ft in the air at least
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Twitter Blue subscribers will be able to hide their blue checkmarks to avoid the shame boingboing.net/2023/03/23/tw…
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do i care about astrology? no. will i always participate in these trends? absolutely
another 'build a mismatched outfit based on your big 4' but this time dress + coat edition and it's most likely even more mismatched:
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I miss BYU. Listening to the devo rn is giving me the demented thought that I ought to go to grad school so I can go back. 😂
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Why do ducks wear socks? Because they’re nervous
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Jamie Lee Curtis wonders why artists don’t have concerts during the day rather than night: “Why are there no matinees? I'm not gonna go see Coldplay if they start their show at 9 and there's an opening act. I want to hear Coldplay at 1 PM.”
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familysearch.org/en/connect/… I love this part of rootstech, see if we’re related!!
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la jolla groves in provo
Every college town has a parasitic restaurant—expensive, mediocre, fussy, pretentious—that, thanks to inertia and location, survives as the path of least resistance for faculty dinners. Its only virtue is furnishing a good metaphor for everything else wrong with academia.
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Ohio: Dead fish and cattle being reported as far as 100 miles away from the site. Journalists covering the story have been arrested. What the HELL is going on?
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