Post nutum dépression

Joygasm every time ☺️

Just put my toilet through the mattress

On that K that got me acting like a K

*Guy with no personal agency* *goes and watches Come and See*

We should be devoting all of our time and effort to rebuilding the journal factory

Zoophile Sean evans: you’ve made it past Da Bomb, conquered the wings of death, and now it’s time to roll out the red lipstick for you my friend

Computer show me gay sean evans on Frot Ones

*Sits down* now that’s that good sit

Love when my man’s got kidney stones it’s like sucking on a boba tea straw

The mossad agents trying to extract a load out of my corpse:

Was rewatching Con Air the other day and I miss movies where villains were proud to be evil and all the bad guys are happy when they hear how crazy and evil each other are

I just had a realization, does Steve aoki throw a cake at the crowd as an homage to his family lineage of throwing food into customer’s mouths

Pedophile who’s doing a Billy Madison but for fucking

In this house dom is short for Dominos