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Wheatley

@snarkycore

'Ello there! (Parody account, not affiliated with Valve.) 🎨: @iguanaguavaa

 Aperture Science
Joined April 2020
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"...and it's not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage." 🔵Knowledgable on RP, verse and character. SFW only. 🔵Multiship! 🔵// is OOC. 🔵 Spare a 🔁and ❤? #PortalRP #MVRP Writer's Tag: #DuckTummy
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The Cameron Peak fire is now presently under 15 miles from my home right now. There's forecast to be gusts upwards of 80 mph up near the fire. Please. If you can, hope and/or pray for my safety. I am past the point of mere worry, especially considering the explosive growth.
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// people might think my wheebles is tall for no reason, but:
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"If you mind, I'm trying to /not/ get shoved." [Scoff.] "Better than being an orb though."
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Chell fails at shoving Wheatley, her being around a foot shorter than him.
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"I'm not hearing /any/ complaints, so that must mean I'm off scot-free."
ЯΛBBIƬ (@transedrobot) profile pictureЯΛBBIƬ@transedrobot13 Oct 2020
Chell glares at Wheatley.
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Pinned "Hey there, I'm Mel!" <... I-I'm Ch-Chell...> <Example.> is Chell speaking. "Example." is Mel speaking. PFP art: pinterest.com/pin/3675360195…
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"I'm back! Probably to /someone's/ dismay."
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"... Nobody but you is that pointlessly cruel." Male GLaDOS AU Formerly known as Charles Portal RP MVRP DMs open for plotting Likes and RTs welcome. Threads Below, please don't comment.
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this user uses they/them pronouns
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// might... fuck around and also dip my toes into the among us verse on this account too
"No."
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"...science?"
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"OH HEEEEEeeeeyyy..." [Ahem.] "Just, uh... making sure everything's... working. Yeah."
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[Presently, he's taking a panel off the wall and... climbing... in?]
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[Wheatley's off causing trouble in a test chamber of Aperture. Wouldn't it be a shame if someone were to find him?]
"No offence, mate, but... your eye's a bit funky. To—" [Small chuckle.] "—be fully honest, that's such an understatement."
𝗪𝗵𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗹𝗲𝘆! (@WheatleyLabsPR) profile picture𝗪𝗵𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗹𝗲𝘆!@WheatleyLabsPR24 Jun 2020
"Aww! Bless you! Thanks, mate!" [ SARCASM SELF-TEST COMPLETE ] ...and his optic narrows. "𝘏𝘦𝘺--"
"Come on, let's go!" -Wheatley
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[Wheatley is T-posing in front of Chell. Good reminder that he is 2 meters tall.]
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"ARMY OF US?! HAHAHAHAH! I 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 this!"
&& . " 𝙃𝘼 ! 𝙞 𝙠𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙞𝙣 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 " # portalrp | # mvrp
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"All I know, mm... all I know is there's one Morality. Hopefully it, uhh, stays that way?"
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