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Team Fortress Quotes

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Can't get enough of everyone's favorite mercenaries? A quote from one of them is tweeted every half an hour.

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"I just beat on your sneaky ass like a mule, boy!" -Engineer
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"Stay near tiny cart!" -Heavy
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"The Demoman is a Spy!" -Sniper
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"Two!" -Scout
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221
"Yeah, that seems about right!" -Sniper
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"I healed zuh man who will kill you!" -Medic
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"Ooh hoo hoo!" -Medic
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158
"Hmmmeah!" -Spy
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139
"That freakin' Medic's a Spy!" -Scout
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"We need a Sentry riiight here." -Engineer
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142
"Good gravel! I'm almost to hell, you idiots! Do something!" -Redmond Mann
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"Incoming robot batallion in three, two, one." -The Administrator
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150
"Danke danke!" -Medic
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"Ooh, much better." -Medic
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"Dominated, you turncoat." -Engineer
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"Ha hah, conga!" -Soldier
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"Ve did it, Kamerad!" -Medic
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"You're dumb as a box of rocks!" -Engineer
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"God bless America!" -Soldier
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"I feel like every bone in me body's broke!" -Demoman
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