@snarkbox

These jokes, observations and musings won’t tweet themselves. Heh heh heh.

 New York City
Joined June 2010
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You can't "defund" NPR. Most of its budget is from local affiliates, not the gov't, that pay for it.
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Ear wax is MAGA tapas.
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Forrest Gump was just a black IQ guy experiencing white privilege.
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Waddup waddup ummm yeah yeah yeah?
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How about the errant-armed Geno Smith and those Giants?
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I vacuumed the apartment. Wife’s gonna be pleased when she returns later.
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You can get the best snot up after lying down on the coach. Get up and snort hard. Then hit the sink.
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Replying to @snarkbox
That steak looks perfectly cooked! Enjoy your meal.👍😊
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Steve Mac 🇺🇸
@Stevemac270Oct 18
Replying to @snarkbox
😆 Wtf man
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Lady next to me on the subway looks like the type for @ShlimPickens5
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When the ribeye look like poon it gonna be good.
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Replying to @snarkbox
Felicia Nevada to you too.
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Thinking of you.
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Shomer shabbos is over!
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Beavis H. Presley retweeted
jeff lipshitz@officeninja67Oct 17
Replying to @snarkbox
3.2.1......
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Bar mitzvah time!
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Finally fall weather. Temps in the fifties. Park with much fewer people and more peaceful.
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Reds 'Sporto' Bergamo@DiabeticJewOct 17
Lol, he makes Nixon look like Mother Theresa. Nixon, believe it or not, cared about the country.
Billybigballs
@Sulla7890Oct 16
Replying to @PlotnerRic54175
Please! He has made 3 billion since becoming President, he is most corrupt than any president including Nixon
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Misty Moto@MooGooMotoOct 17
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She’s going to be appointed the new Ambassador to Greece.
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Just cooked up some breakfast real quick.
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How long before the body of Katie Zacharia arrives on the pages of Penthouse magazine?
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