@tirdicus
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Dangerously artistic. I am the fertilizer of nightmares.
Joined May 2024
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Everyone meet my wife Sherutum and wish us newlyweds well. #Justmarried
Tird II -Tirdicus Poopalotus (Alpha Male) 💩 retweeted
X rejected me after I had participated in the revenue program for years. It was my only source of income.
I am looking for work creating satire; please let me know if you are aware of anyone hiring. I can write and create, but I can also take feet pics, do data entry, or clean houses.
No man wants an unhealthy, fat woman who's going to cost him hundreds of thousands of dollars in medical upkeep.
Plus it looks gross and no one wants a fat slob who has such low self-esteem that she fails to take proper care of her self. On top of that, fat people stink.
This reads more like a confession by the OP since he's the one who wrote it all out.
Someone call the FBI because Pulley needs a hard drive check.
Pete cleaned it up for social media. Shock the Monkey is really about wanking.
Shock The Monkey was released #onthisday in 1982 as the first single from Peter's fourth album, performed at Sanremo Music Festival in 1983.
"Most people saw that as a sort of animal rights song, but it wasn’t actually, it was a song about jealousy." - pg
Tird II -Tirdicus Poopalotus (Alpha Male) 💩 retweeted
I just bought a Philippine eagle named Martha Washington so President Franklin can finally have a girlfriend.
The Philippines is a country in the Specific Ocean. It used to belong to Portugal, but now it's free country like America, and the capital is Vanilla.
ALT President Franklin banged Martha Washington.
"You like Molly Ringwald" was one of the biggest schoolyard insults of the 80s.
It makes sense too. Look how fat she is now.
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Tird II -Tirdicus Poopalotus (Alpha Male) 💩 retweeted
Ya’ll! YAWL! Ok. I’m trying to calm down. 🪭 I’ve always had a particular set of skills and today, TODAY someone recognized them! Welcome Mr. Nissan, @theliamnissan Your roll in “Leap of Faith” cannot be understated. 🙏🏻🙏🏻🇺🇸🇺🇸💪🏻💪🏻💅🏻💅🏻🪭🪭
Tird II -Tirdicus Poopalotus (Alpha Male) 💩 retweeted
OSCAR winning actor Jeremy Irons born this day 1948!
Tird II -Tirdicus Poopalotus (Alpha Male) 💩 retweeted
When you find out your mom supports Lindsay Clancy...
