Brandon

Playing a big one in Albany next month. I will be moshing

This hurt for like a year and I get reminded of it at least twice a week

Brand New’s agent must’ve been sweating buckets trying to book that whole tour far enough from school zones

Stolen Palor: when a drunk dude at a show convinces himself you’re friends and won’t leave you alone.

The most insufferable person you’ve ever met just spent an entire show filming people mosh with the camera light on and calls it “content”

My neighbor caught me telling my cat he’s in charge while I’m gone, and now I have to lie and say I have not only one roommate that doesn’t exist, but enough roommates to necessitate leadership.

On my way to rock camp

Under The Knife remaster/re recorded when???

Up early as shit blaring Steely Daniel on my commute (walking ten feet from my bedroom)

The gas pump slowing down when you’re almost done feels like a personal attack in this damn cold

Deathcore merch

The people saying “It was a Roman salute” sound a lot like “It means ignorant” fuck you and fuck Elon Musk.

I just knew this was gonna be ripped skinny jeans and Forever 21 shirts

Hitting no to round up $0.03 for charity after spending $36 on Taco Bell that’s going to last 8 minutes in my digestive system

Hardcore kids will wear a mask to go grocery shopping, then army crawl across a VFW floor that hasn’t seen a mop since the Reagan Administration.

Buffalo was the real deal

Seeing my old shitty boss from when I was basically a carnie posting weird trump cult videos on TT with a “drop a hell yeah in the comments” and 0 comments is all the therapy I need

I guy at the show last night id only met one other time came up to me after the set and goes “Come out to my car. I’ve got a 30 pound longsword I think you’d be interested in” Brother you are god damn right I’m interested.

He shoulda called that song Harmonica Man because that thing does not shut up the entire time

Watching zoomers mosh in the baggiest pants imaginable and all their belongings go flying like sonic rings