@shortcuts2hell

Looking for a sign from God, or a knod from Hell.

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Joined January 2010
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the Don Quixote of the ICU retweeted
Elizabeth!@InstantSunriseOct 20
trans girls we have got to get better at picking out names because what do you mean i went to t-girl baseball and they had who on first, what on second, and I don’t know on third.
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Housewife fit
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Got to see my best friends get married today:)
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Did I shave my nuts for this?
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the Don Quixote of the ICU retweeted
sofi ★@rablotsOct 14
cuando la peor persona que conoces tiene un buen punto
GPC@GPC_GloballOct 13
🇰🇵🇮🇱 North Korean leader Kim Jong Un: "Israel is not a country... It's a terrorist project backed by Washington."
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I need therapy every day of my life and a live chat
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I miss smoking weed to not feel like shit. Anyway this is me coming out as a not weed smoker anymore.
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Friday I'm seeing the Nathan Fielder doc Saturday my best friends are getting married Sunday I'm seeing Earl & MIKE Monday I'm seeing Algernon Cadwallader This has potentiality to be the greatest weekend of my life
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When covid hit vs now.
Josaleigh Pollett@brosaleighOct 13
When Covid hit vs now: I’ve lived one billion lives since then
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I love saying shit that riles everyone up and muting notis ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Play the riffs and shut your old ass up
Karli Bonne’ 🇺🇸
@KarluskaPOct 12
Thank you !!!
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I'm not sure what point this is trying to make when a vast majority of songs don't use many more chords than 4 anyway. When I was young I used to have a chip on my shoulder about technical ability and that's much more cornball than being stoked on simplicity.
Hit@allhitsongs111Oct 5
it's so corny to me when people talk about how punk changed their life. it's always "i had the profound epiphany that u could suck, all you need is 3 chords, anyone can do it" and i'm like (sleep in big bed with wife voice) "i was learning television and radiohead songs as a kid"
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This brokie ain't even tip. It was MY canes. @uber you can't stop me from eating my own canes in my own car
chabbie@chaboyyyyOct 4
Replying to @Uber
@Uber this is unacceptable. they didn't even offer me a tender or anything
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the Don Quixote of the ICU retweeted
liz@normalfunnygirlOct 4
Yes, the stripper 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 love you — she just has a lot on her plate right now, which may be why she hasn’t responded to your text messages. 𝗦𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝘀 𝗛𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗸 Strippers work long hours most nights, leaving them emotionally drained. She wants you, 𝘣𝘶𝘵
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They got it right becuz I'm an Appalachian boy🤠
Fred
@Red_Dead_FredOct 2
I will continue posting my map until it is widely adopted
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Highkey bet switching up on your day ones feels soooo good
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My shit finally off read only mode. Da goat is back.
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I can't believe Duster wrote and recorded the album Stratosphere just for me to listen to while I'm sick. Was so nice of them to do for just me. Thanks, Duster.
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This was my first day of scrobbling apparently
Last.fm@lastfmSep 28
Everyone has a first scrobble, what's yours? bit.ly/1stscrobble
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