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My dad was a teacher, one year the administration brought in a diversity expert who told them Hispanic boys don’t respect female authority so they should take any rudeness in stride. My dad was like “well too bad, they’re going to learn” & female staff rushed to thank him after
we don't talk enough about female teachers getting harassed by little boys to the point they cry. so sick of them
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Democrats will never get Republicans to vote for them They can absolutely get non-voters to do so though
This is really interesting:
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they want you to believe public transit is dead and that americans don’t want it but that’s just not true!!!!! despite being systemically screwed over Amtrak is performing better year after year!!!!
Amtrak FY26 report is out! Amtrak Ridership 2025: 34.5m (old record) Amtrak Ridership 2026: 37m (New record) Busiest Route: Northeast Regional, 13m Least busy: The daily DC-Richmond Train, 40k Mardi Gras projected ridership: 70k Actual: 145k (First full year of service!)
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Amtrak has broken its annual ridership record, completing more than 37 million trips in 2026. It's the third year in a row the transit agency has set a new ridership high. (amtrak.com/content/dam/proje…)
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i’m going to cry. this is exactly what it’s all about.
His first video game. He thinks Link is him and calls Link by his name
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WE DONT LIKE HAKEEM JEFFRIES OR CHUCK SCHUMER!!!
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Donkey Awaken
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It’s almost like some kind of.. Complex Stress Disorder… Post a Traumatic event…
BRAIN SCANS HAVE REVEALED CHILDREN LIVING WITH UNSTABLE FAMILIES HAVE BRAIN CHANGES SIMILAR TO COMBAT SOLDIERS AFTER ACTIVE DUTY
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i find the conversations seven has between mina and this tweet funny as fuck so i animated over it
Seven when he lanes with Mina and Lady geist
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I will not elaborate further
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE CHECKING THE NEWS NOW
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Mr Blue Sky 2026
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To any conservatives currently blackpilling, PLEASE keep this in mind: You had complete control of all three branches of the most powerful country in history, and you never will again. Those were the best two years of your entire life. It will never get better for you. It's over.
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insane that this 10 year old 100% caused her to lose her reelection
A 10-year old boy wrote Virginia Foxx a letter as part of a school project. He had to write a persuasive essay and he chose tax credits for electric vehicles. The congresswoman responded by ripping him & his teacher. Last night, voters retired Rep. Foxx.
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One of the most insane stats in an election full of them — had literally zero people showed up to vote for Talarico on Tuesday, he still would’ve won by 150k.
James Talarico received *more early votes* then Paxton received in TOTAL This race was over before it began 😭
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Not gonna lie learning to think like this saves you so much strife
i love people like this so much my husband is exactly like this and i think it’s probably the biggest reason i married him
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