wind up toy/1998

south texas baby
Joined April 2019
all the ladies love a clean white tee
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i want a keychain of my every flaw that lights up
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the chicken from taco bell is made out of pokemon
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i cant get it up for you i ate too many mini jalapeno kolaches
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toy on the shelf
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i think my neighbor is playing a harmonica solo
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this is going to change the way we pee
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i carved a scary face into a pumpkin but its too fucking scary i cant even leave my room anymore
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i need beautiful money
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why are the fountain sodas at any big gas station chain ie circle k/buc-ees/7/11 so bad compared to small chains
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it would be a great honor to fuck your butt sir
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come back to the burrow playboy its cold out
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i want to be the person the clerk at the gas station thinks i am (underage and maybe homeless)
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in the living room on my bearskin rug waiting for you to put your hands on my skull and pull
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im pulling my wings out of socket
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dont come to texas its mine
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my pillhead uncle just tried to get a gif tatted on him
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