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Sometimes I wish cancel culture really worked
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Honestly every time I see one of these in a spare room ad, it's a good sign the place is a big nope.
GINA TONIC (@GlNATONIC) profile pictureGINA TONIC@GlNATONIC23 Nov 2021
this is the most cursed piece of furniture of all time whenever you see one in someone's house u know you're about to have an off putting time
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I (woman on bicycle) have just been verbally assaulted by two men on mopeds with learner plates, who were unhappy with my road use and told me "you need to lose weight". Lads, one of us here is getting exercise and it isn't either of you small-dick muppets who bully lone women???
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I know they're not going to read this but I hope they crash and smash their faces in tbh.
'To encourage more people to take the train, the rail industry is running a national marketing campaign with the slogan, "Let's get back on track"'. Huns, maybe try "Let's get back on making train travel better value than individual car journeys"? 😚 bbc.co.uk/news/business-5850…
Rail industry urges workers not to spurn the train

Rail industry urges workers not to spurn the train

City centres and High Streets could suffer unless workers start taking the train again, the industry warns.

bbc.co.uk
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This slogan is so funny to me because the "track" you're insisting people should get on is "overpriced and overcrowded trains during a pandemic", and you're trying to incentivise them with what? Puns?
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I say this as someone who exclusively travels by bike and public transport and would dearly love to see fewer cars on the road. Marketing harder isn't going to be make people want to take the train when it's better value to drive--especially with a bloody plague going about.
Imagine the scenes when someone whips out the trans flag at the end of One Day More tonight.
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When your unfortunate kerning undermines the seriousness of your message...
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Metaphorically and/or literally
Emily Morse (@SexWithEmily) profile pictureEmily Morse
@SexWithEmily26 Aug 2021
Be the change you want to see in the world. And when you do, bring lube.
you’ve heard of intuitive eating, now try intuitive working (working when you feel like it, might be never)
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“what’s your most insane opinion?” “what’s your most conservative belief?” fuck that. what’s your most normal take
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Sure, sex is great, but have you ever been too tired to figure out what to make for lunch then remembered you have last night's takeaway leftovers in the fridge?
So here’s a question for the floor, but in particular @chilternrailway: how can wheelchair users travel on Sundays? How far in advance do we have to book assistance in order to be able to travel? And is this fair or reasonable? More importantly: does it have to be like this?
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THREAD: I’m a wheelchair user, and I can’t travel by train on Sundays (it seems). Context: I’m trying to get to London from a small oxfordshire station. I’ve booked assistance using @PassAssistance, but it is ‘unconfirmed’. I’ve arrived at the station, and there are no staff…
Katie, a white woman with long light-brown hair, is sat in her pink manual wheelchair on a platform at an outdoor train station. The platform is empty with no one else about. The railway track goes off behind her into the distance.

ALT Katie, a white woman with long light-brown hair, is sat in her pink manual wheelchair on a platform at an outdoor train station. The platform is empty with no one else about. The railway track goes off behind her into the distance.

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Y'know what? There are many unhappy queer people. Many have struggled with our mental health because we've felt like there's something wrong with us and we have to try to be something else just to be acceptable. People like Gemma here should feel personally responsible for that🖕
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The regime forced the landing @Ryanair plane in Minsk to arrest journalist and activist Raman Pratasevich. He faces the death penalty in Belarus. We demand immediate release of Raman, @ICAO investigation, and sanctions against Belarus.
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cas@retronouns11 May 2021
for the benefit of all the trans women out there, please RT this if you're a cis woman and do some sort of periodic hair removal on your face
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kinda weird it's always "the one small thing that brings you joy is bad actually" and never "maybe nobody needs to own a 'mega-yacht'"
The Telegraph (@Telegraph) profile pictureThe Telegraph
@Telegraph3 May 2021
🌵 For many millennial “plant parents”, house plants are pets to be loved and cherished. 🌱 But few houseplant-aholics realise there is an elephant in the room: peat telegraph.co.uk/gardening/pr…
The dark side of our houseplant obsession

The dark side of our houseplant obsession

The horticultural equivalent of fast fashion, there's an environment-wrecking problem with houseplants you may not know about

telegraph.co.uk
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