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Artist, former educator, turned design patent examiner and pickleball enthusiast.

Virginia, USA
Joined April 2018
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🥹Big sister couldn’t be more proud of little brother🥹 @statsrealclear
Pickleball needs comprehensive stats now. The need is too great to idly sit and wait for AI to “magic” our stats. As with all AI, humans pave the way, and AI follows in time with creative new efficiencies. Back to work 🚧 🦺 🛣️
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Now this what “data with a soul” looks like!! It tells an incredible story! “Maybe stories are just data with a soul.” -@BreneBrown
The greatest Pickleball game ever played! We wanted to share the stats with everyone. Click the link in the next tweet to view the entire dataset. BLQK vs @the5spickleball Absolutely astonishing performances by @LeaJansenPB @AnnaLeighWaters @AndreaRemynse & Maggie Brascia
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🚨Paddles for Life Giveaway🚨 🔥6 WINNERS🔥 Entry Requirements👇 1️⃣Follow this account 2️⃣RT this tweet & tag 1 friend 3️⃣Visit paddlesforlife.com 🥇Paddles for life 🥈Signed Tyson McGuffin paddle 🥉4 winners = paddle of choice @SelkirkSport
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Fresh batch of snails! They can be ordered “naked” and decorated with friends or family! Decorating supplies could consist of nail polish, sharpies, paint pens, craft paint, even watercolor! instagram.com/p/Ckf6FtAuNte/…
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These LIVE stats are AMAZING!!
Live stats now available for our last group play match on Championship Court. It's a numbers game: Hard Eights vs The Fives! @HardEightsMLP @the5spickleball docs.google.com/spreadsheets…
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🎄I can’t recall the last time my door had a wreath! 🎄 Thankful for @monicahugie and @rhugel who made homeownership possible for a single mom in June 2019! @ Reston, Virginia instagram.com/p/CXFW-5HNljq/…
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Excited to share the latest addition to my #etsy shop: Limited Edition: Argyle Slow Down Snail “Eden Belle” etsy.me/3CLN4oy instagram.com/p/CV1uk-_tRIU/…
Can anyone relate to my NEW shirt design? Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt: I'm HUMAN and they keep FORGETTING? etsy.me/3lVFpxW instagram.com/p/CVPBnqEDTT7/…
Purchased @BDPerry and @Oprah‘s “What Happened to You?”. Excited to read it, but Honey got to it first! No pages were hurt and it’s sure to bring understanding and healing. @NeuroSequential #rouxbeerosellc slowdownsnails.com