Joined February 2026
Biggest irony of all time? Machiavelli, for whom this movement bases much of their ideology and strategy, his books were banned (Index Librorum Prohibitorum) for 400 years. Why? They promoted secularism, for one. They were finally removed from the index in 1966.
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Fox News is absolutely cooked after this clip.
President Trump is demanding that his new ballroom now be built after the shooting tonight at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, which he says is an unsecured building. Trump says the military is demanding it for security reasons. “They wanted the ballroom for 150 years.”
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🚨 HOLY SH*T: Fox News just cut one of their reporters off as they seemed to indicate the shooting was a pre-planned false flag.
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Time for bed, Uncle Fester
Gisele and I are safe and back home. We’re incredibly grateful for law enforcement and their quick reaction this evening.
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BRO DID THEY JUST TURN MY GAME OFF TO SHOW A WHITE HOUSE SPECIAL REPORT I DON’T GIVE A FUCK
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Meanwhile GM is like “Let’s power a midsize SUV with a 1 liter turbo and charge the same price!”
You'll never see this level of innovation from Ford. Or GM. America's car companies are PROTECTED so they can maintain a marketplace while their tech is obsolete and overpriced.
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Is this true?
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Tesla owes me €6.400. Their CEO said so. On April 22 during the Q1 earnings call, Elon said: 'Hardware 3 simply does not have the capability to achieve unsupervised FSD.' I paid €6.400 extra for that capability in 2019. Seven years of being told 'be patient'. And it gets worse:
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BREAKING: Fox News just reported that Pete Hegseth fired United States Secretary of the Navy John Phelan because Phelan would not ignore a federal judge's orders! "Hegseth and Phelan reportedly butted heads when Phelan refused to ignore a recent federal judge’s ruling that said punishing Senator Mark Kelly for making a video which he reminded military officers of their constitutional duty to not to not follow illegal orders would violate his First Amendment rights."
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Bottom isn’t in yet!
🚨BREAKING: TRUMP APPROVAL HITS 29%
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Archaeologists have made a stunning discovery inside a 1,600-year-old Egyptian mummy — a fragment of Homer's Iliad. The papyrus was found tucked inside the gut of a mummy unearthed in Tomb 65 at Oxyrhynchus, an ancient city located 118 miles south of Cairo. The excavation was carried out between November and December 2025 by a team including researchers from the University of Barcelona and the Institute of Ancient Near East Studies. This marks the first time a Greek literary text has been found incorporated into the mummification process. Previous discoveries at Oxyrhynchus had turned up Greek papyri used in burials, but their contents were always magical or ritualistic in nature. The fragment found within the mummy belongs to Book II of the Iliad, a section known as the Catalogue of Ships, which lists the Greek forces that sailed to Troy. The Iliad, composed around 800 BC, is widely considered the cornerstone of Western literature and centers on the Trojan War and the fate of the warrior Achilles. Researchers are still unsure why this particular literary passage was chosen for the embalming ritual. The funerary complex also yielded other remarkable finds, including mummies adorned with gold tongues and fingernails, heart scarabs, and amulets depicting gods such as Horus, Thoth, and Isis. #archaeohistories
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Lebanese journalist Amal Khalil was found dead after hours of searching under rubble. She was killed in an Israeli strike, after the Israeli army fired at ambulances trying to reach her, delaying her rescue. She is the fourth journalist killed by Israel while in the field since 2 March. She was a professional, kind and dedicated journalist, and always a pleasure to run into in the field.
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BREAKING 🚨: Taco Bell’s sky rocketing on the news of Trump’s extended ceasefire
Trump Always TACOs on a Tuesday. Amazing! He just extended the ceasefire. There are no Red lines.
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Breaking 🚨: Taco Bell is reportedly sited at the White House this evening.
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BREAKING 🚨: suspects reportedly are White House staffers. All charges reportedly dropped.
BREAKING🚨: Armed with rifles, two suspects just pulled off a bold $1.8 million heist on a Brinks armored truck in Philadelphia. They escaped clean this morning.
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This whole admin has to go.
NEW: Trump administration is considering financial bailout for the United Arab Emirates over economic losses sustained from US war with Iran. -WSJ
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In a world wounded by arrogance, people hunger and thirst for justice. We must encourage those who believe in peace and dare to engage in “countercurrent” politics, which focus on the common good. What is urgently needed is the courage of new visions and an educational pact that gives young people space and trust. #ApostolicJourney #EquatorialGuinea vatican.va/content/leo-xiv/e…
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If you were against covid looting, then this should pull at every fiber of your being
Americans were forced to pay more. The corporations who charged us more get the refunds. The people who implemented the tariffs are making money because they bet they’d be illegal. Everything this administration does is a scam to profit off the exploitation of taxpayers.
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Pissing yourself to own the libs
Steve Bannon has pissed himself at the World Economic Forum
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These are war crimes.
Israel just blew up a public high school in Marwahin, South Lebanon. Not a military base. A school.
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