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Writer. Actress. Director. @sagaftra performer.

Joined September 2008
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A larger than life player with a personality to match. There will never be another quite like Dick Butkus.
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Remembering lovely Jim Henson, born today in 1936. "When I was young, my ambition was to be one of the people who made a difference in this world. My hope still is to leave the world a little bit better for my having been here. It's a wonderful life and I love it."
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This is why the AMPTP needs professional writers. “We’re close to a deal, but if we don’t come to an agreement by a totally random and arbitrary Thursday, negotiations are off til 2024.” AMPTP, I have notes.
After face to face meeting today, writers and producers near agreement to end WGA strike. Met today and hope to finalize deal tomorrow, according to people close to the negotiations, who, while optimistic, warn that without deal tomorrow strike likely continues through year end.
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A Blackhawks Legend and Chicago Icon: Cheli is going to the rafters 👏
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KAYVEE IS MISSING IN THE BRONX: Last seen at Jerome Ave. and Gunhill Rd. She's 15 pounds and chipped: 985141005580036. If you've seen or found her please call 888-466-3242 and PLEASE RT KAYVEE!
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VENUS IS MISSING IN THE BRONX: last seen at Amsterdam Ave and 171st. She's 45 pounds and chipped:
985113005867036. If you've seen or found her please call 888-466-3242 and PLEASE RT VENUS!
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As a nation, we need to get our priorities right. I wanted to take a minute to tell you why I’m voting against the defense spending bill.
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Twitter right now as WhatsApp, Instagram and Facebook crash #instagramdown #whatsappdown
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The Freedom to Vote Act just introduced in the Senate would strengthen our democracy by making it easier for people to vote and harder for politicians and special interests to drown out the voices of ordinary Americans. I support it, and every Senator should do the same.
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One year ago, Breonna Taylor was murdered by police officers. It is a disgrace that we are still waiting on justice. The time is long overdue for us to combat systemic racism and a broken criminal justice system.
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Radar locked and cameras on. Looking for a safe spot for touchdown. About to cut free from a perfectly good parachute. I’m all in. #CountdownToMars
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Here goes! Lighting the engines on my “jetpack” for final descent. Wheels down in less than a minute. #CountdownToMars
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Boom! Just fired my parachute and felt the jolt as it opened. Slowing down even more. Speed: ~950 mph (~1500 kph) Altitude: ~7 miles (~11 km) #CountdownToMars
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This is it. I’m entering the top of the Mars atmosphere. No looking back. Seven minutes to touchdown. #CountdownToMars
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Lauren Slone retweeted
That sound you just heard was Mike Pence hitting the head rest of that car and going “FUUUUUUCK”
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Lauren Slone retweeted
Officer Goodman, promoted to Acting Deputy Senate Sergeant at Arms, escorting our new VP. #InaugurationDay  How it started: How it’s going:
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There is no time to waste when it comes to tackling the crises we face. That's why today, I am heading to the Oval Office to get right to work delivering bold action and immediate relief for American families.
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Today, the work begins.
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Impeach.
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