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Lauren Slone

@sloney

Writer. Actress. Director. @sagaftra performer.

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Joined September 2008
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🖤I love seeing my Emo boys grown up and out in the world. Heard the “corporation filing montage” songs in Family Guy and knew Patrick Stump IMMEDIATELY 🖤
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The Aries impulse to find one spoiled thing in the fridge and decide yeet everything, good or bad
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🤔🤯 OHHHH…WOW. That whole “‘N Sync reunion” push making a LOT more sense now… JT ain’t been thinking ‘bout nary one of them 4 dudes for 2 decades, but heard the murmurs the hammer was dropping soon. Needed a big commotion to try and drown out the noise. #TheWomanInMe
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#girlmath: starting your period on #Fridaythe13th + a full solar eclipse the next morning = gateway to becoming THAT Dark Feminine you always knew was inside 💫💃🏽
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A larger than life player with a personality to match. There will never be another quite like Dick Butkus.
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Remembering lovely Jim Henson, born today in 1936. "When I was young, my ambition was to be one of the people who made a difference in this world. My hope still is to leave the world a little bit better for my having been here. It's a wonderful life and I love it."
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This is why the AMPTP needs professional writers. “We’re close to a deal, but if we don’t come to an agreement by a totally random and arbitrary Thursday, negotiations are off til 2024.” AMPTP, I have notes.
David Faber (@davidfaber) profile pictureDavid Faber
@davidfaber21 Sep 2023
After face to face meeting today, writers and producers near agreement to end WGA strike. Met today and hope to finalize deal tomorrow, according to people close to the negotiations, who, while optimistic, warn that without deal tomorrow strike likely continues through year end.
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Wow. 15 years. #MyXAnniversary
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LET’S GOOOOOO!! 🐻⬇️ #BearDown
Chicago Bears (@ChicagoBears) profile pictureChicago Bears
@ChicagoBears9 Sep 2023
A new chapter begins tomorrow.
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A Blackhawks Legend and Chicago Icon: Cheli is going to the rafters 👏
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100% accurate…
🌊 (@REDSEASHAWTY) profile picture🌊@REDSEASHAWTY4 Sep 2023
trader joes groceries be feeling like cartoon food to me no shade like it don’t be serious
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KAYVEE IS MISSING IN THE BRONX: Last seen at Jerome Ave. and Gunhill Rd. She's 15 pounds and chipped: 985141005580036. If you've seen or found her please call 888-466-3242 and PLEASE RT KAYVEE!
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VENUS IS MISSING IN THE BRONX: last seen at Amsterdam Ave and 171st. She's 45 pounds and chipped:
985113005867036. If you've seen or found her please call 888-466-3242 and PLEASE RT VENUS!
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Once again, the #Southside remains undefeated 🫡#WhiteSox
Peggy Kusinski (@peggykusinski) profile picturePeggy Kusinski
@peggykusinski29 Aug 2023
As I reported on @ESPN1000 just now… the shooting at Guaranteed Rate Field during a #WhiteSox game was indeed an accidental discharge by one of the women “grazed” by the bullet. She reportedly snuck the gun in past metal detectors hiding it in the folds of her belly fat.
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Firmly losing my shit in my Blackhawks bar downtown, blowing the giant airhorn in the bar 🥹🏆#whattarunboys
CHGO Blackhawks (@CHGO_Blackhawks) profile pictureCHGO Blackhawks
@CHGO_Blackhawks30 May 2023
On this day in 2015 Jonathan Toews scores twice, Patrick Kane notches 3 assists, and Corey Crawford stops 35/38 shots as the #Blackhawks top the Ducks in Game 7 to head to the Stanley Cup Final for the third time in six years (🎥@NBCSports)
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You know the feeling you felt at the end of “The Empire Strikes Back” the very first time? Just… pales in comparison…
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This is what 11 days in Las Vegas looks like. It feels much worse than it looks, trust me… #productionlife
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Thanks for the reminder, because I feel like I’m on another planet hahaha
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