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Joined September 2018
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A man from British Columbia who told voters he had no idea what he was doing won the city council election with over 12,000 votes His campaign used messages like "Just trying to pay my rent" and "Let's see what happens?"
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niggas be like “my life is a movie” and the whole time the movie is
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All it takes is one good idea, some delusional friends and a Chinese supplier.
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fucking your coworker is a catastrophic failure of self-control. Imagine having a whole life outside that building and still deciding to bring sexual nonsense into the place that pays your bills. Some of y’all are genuinely unserious
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“Getafe is the real test” “Galatasaray is the real test” “Real Betis is the real test” Now “PSG is the real test” Abeg when we go write exam?? 😭
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Les japonais je sais que vous allez voir ce tweet. Vous faites 1m60, 22h/J, zizi -10 cm et vos femmes préfèrent des jouets sexuelles que vous.
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You guys can continue the week, I have stopped here
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95% of BarcaTwt when Balde locks up Doue on Tuesday
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I’m just imagining the niggas scrolling mid goon and now they got their dicks/pussy out listening to thouxanbanfauni
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"Roban y se quejan" - Laminus Yamalus (año 753 a. C.)
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Touchdown in Paris. 🇫🇷
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Bartender ass is fat and my boy gonna ask if they have grapefruit vodka please get the fuck away from me
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🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Real Madrid is the first team in La Liga history to get 600 penalties called in their favor.
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sexting while playing minecraft
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🚨🎙️ Isco on the Negreira case and Barcelona’s controversial win against Real Betis. Reporter: After this game, do you genuinely believe Barcelona have been favoured by the referees? Isco: “Honestly, I’ve been hearing about the Negreira case for years, even when I was playing for Real Madrid. You know how big the rivalry between Madrid and Barcelona is. Every little thing becomes a controversy. “But if you ask me what I really think, sometimes I feel Real Madrid are becoming too obsessed with Barcelona. If the allegations are true, let the investigation establish that and let the proper authorities decide. But we cannot keep talking about it forever without reaching a conclusion. “Look at the Barcelona team from those days. Messi, Busquets, Iniesta and Xavi in the same squad. Do you understand what that means? When you have that kind of quality, you already have every reason to believe you can beat anybody. Honestly, you have to ask yourself why a team like that would need to pay referees to win football matches. “As a Madrid player back then, these were not things you could always openly question. You knew how intense the rivalry was, and sometimes you felt that speaking too much could put your own position at the club under pressure. “And about today’s game, I know people are talking about the red card, the disallowed goal and everything else. But if you understand football, you know Barcelona didn’t cheat us out of this result. Lamine provoked Bernal, Bernal reacted badly, and he paid the price. The disallowed goal was also a close decision involving a possible handball. “I’m not going to lose a match and start discrediting my opponents just because I’m disappointed. Barcelona played excellent football, and they deserved their win. “Sometimes you have to accept that the better team won. Barcelona are among the best teams in the world right now, and there is no shame in losing to a team of that quality. Our job is to learn, improve and come back stronger.”
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Imagine the Racist comments would've been made if it was in india
This is how traditional Portuguese port wine 🍷 is made.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The video depicts people playing in grape must, not traditional Portuguese port wine foot treading. That process uses coordinated teams in rhythmic marching (corte) then freer movement (liberdade) inside shallow granite lagares. saveur.com/grape-stomping… winefolly.com/tips/making-po… winewithseth.com/winewiki/foot-…
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You think there was people doing some shit like this in 1789
Piccolo pulled up to the France riots 😭😭
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Woke up from a dream where I was living in my own house and married
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This made up ass double standard, a man getting a prostitute is one of the most shameful things a man can do
Why does society shame prostitutes but not the men who pay for their services?
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(fan) Trey
@UTDTreyOct 17
The way Yamal just put his hands up is too funny, bro doesn’t want anything to stop him from catching Madrid😭
(fan) Trey
@UTDTreyOct 17
Is this Real Betis player a mad man? Wtf
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