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Imagine you’re at the supermarket… Instead of scanning items at the checkout The supermarket has imposed a new rule meaning every item code is keyed in And every item stamped. …then imagine the supermarket telling you the long queues have nothing to do with the new rule.
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1/21 The thread I did on Corporation Street's history seems to have gone down well - so I've decided to do another: this time on the eastern side of the city centre, focussing on the High Street. Here it is from the junction with New Street. Every single building no longer exists
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Elon doesn't know how Twitter ads work, anti-vaxxers are verified, German ex-tweeps sue, a marketing exec explains why they quit Twitter ads, the FTC subtweets Twitter, the head of Apple App Store quits Twitter, Twitter Blue's re-re-launch is delayed twitterisgoinggreat.com/
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“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, Digbeth is open and people are having a wonderful time.”
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*people gather in my yard to watch my house burn* me: wow, i've never had this many visitors before
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Holy shit I’m dying at this. 😂😂😂
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We’ve gone from leaving the EU so we can give our NHS £350m per week instead… To making cuts to our NHS so we can give to our richest instead.
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Well, that was unexpected. [sound up] #AccessionCouncil #KingCharlesIII
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Probably the most shocking thing you will watch today Where is the outrage from our media?
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I hope every penny of the £110 I spent on tickets went directly on Ozzy’s cardiologist
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BREAKING: The Government.
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A new airborne video showing the off the beauty of Westside has been filmed to help welcome visitors to the area this summer ...
Brilliant that the new Perry Barr station has immortalised the local sport of "give me my fucking bike back" #birmingham2022
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Rare sighting of the endangered lesser spotted Midland Metro, often believed to be an urban legend, RT for good luck
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High pollution levels today has resulted in London being in the top 10 most polluted cities. Still no word from @DefraUKAir. @MayorofLondon simply told everyone to ditch the car and walk. If you are asthmatic, stay indoors. Mask up in London and exercise indoors - stay safe
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