Anyone tell me why my twitter feed now looks like a cross between Live Leak and rotten? Full of death videos, robberies gone wrong, and nasty accidents. 🤷🏼♂️
Witnessed a cyclist get hit by a car today. Blue car the the left knocked him off his bike, off camera at the time. Who’s to blame? Could have been me if half a second later.
Conversation at the dealership: “Hello. I see you are interested in this Vauxhall, what colour would you like?”, “Beige please”. Amazes me that this conversation really happened. 😅
Sparkhill drivers, nothing to see here. Impatient drivers, driving on the wrong side of the road, and going through red lights. @WMPolice @badlyparkedbrum @for_birmingham
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Imagine you’re at the supermarket…
Instead of scanning items at the checkout
The supermarket has imposed a new rule meaning every item code is keyed in
And every item stamped.
…then imagine the supermarket telling you the long queues have nothing to do with the new rule.
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1/21 The thread I did on Corporation Street's history seems to have gone down well - so I've decided to do another: this time on the eastern side of the city centre, focussing on the High Street. Here it is from the junction with New Street. Every single building no longer exists
