Mark Simpson

You know you’re having a shit one when the Google satellite is capturing your dismissal. Chin up to this person 🙁

If by 'stats duplication' you mean my batting average has doubled, feel free to take your time @MyCricketAus

Gets a lot of comment in my very serious and important business meetings...

Reckon you’ve had a rough week? Big Bunny has been weed on, put through the hot wash and hung out to dry by his ears. Quit complaining.

2 year old opting to study the new range @GCcricketcentre rather than have his afternoon nap.

Shock me! Rarely ready to catch one below your waste, always ready to mouth off!

Coach can’t get on your back about your time trial times if you never record one. You are the thinking man’s cricketer Brem.

Inspired by @thefrontbar7 Derek Kickett highlights I dug this one up. Made my Friday night watching this back after 29 years! 1992 - Essendon's huge 4th quarter comeback youtu.be/NA6c3PR4WMU via @YouTube

Can someone flick me an email to get me off this double Nelson? Shitting bricks over here.

Looking for a sponsor.

Gday @penguin131 Does @KookaburraCkt do repairs of autograph bats? Looks like the little bloke has busted his first handle whacking square drives

Looks like the little bloke has nicked off early again, cracked it and thrown his stick in the fireplace. Sometimes it feels like that’s all they’re good for. Quit while you still can little buddy.

The little bloke casually working one wide of mid-on in between chewing the handle. Well played boy.

You running a stubby holder as part of the official 50 year anniversary merchandise range @BulleenTempCC ? I’ve had a pretty serious blowout here.

As a top order batsman this won’t change your mind, but just to show I’m not pressuring him to go down a certain path against his will...

Very. My suggestion: this Venn diagram can overlap.