@simerwa

Every man has a plan until he gets punched in the face - Iron Mike Tyson

 Nairobi
Joined October 2013
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Eric Theuri SC
@etadvSep 6
It would appear real motive for blackmailing Tata out of Magadi is the land they occupy. This is the beginning of a land grab scheme.
TheStarKenya
@TheStarKenyaSep 5
We are going to make sure that no company will occupy 240,000 acres of Kajiado land. They are going to occupy maybe maximum 20 - 30 per cent. Seventy per cent of that land will come back to the people of Kajiado county so that we can use other resources for other purposes - President Ruto
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Droid
@droid254Sep 6
Gabriel Oguda
@gabrielogudaSep 5
Hapo nyuma mnatuona vizuri? Sisi Ndio Shiny Things.
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one of the reasons I say women are brave but NOT courageous. bravery is having babies you cant afford if the father deadbeated or died. no solid strayegy jz chest thumping "I will make him pay!!" courage would say "I love my children & there are things I wouldnt put them thru"
Tete馃嚘馃嚭
@RealTete8Sep 5
Siz to siz; Building with a man is always a gamble. If it collapses, make sure you take the kids to a top tier International School. Halafu peleka yeye kotini mambo na child support akalipe 2 Million per academic year
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stunner
@KooNti10Sep 5
These dresses are soft-wears 馃槄馃槶
jardelito
@jardelitoSep 4
Primeira vez que eu vejo o Word e o Excel dan莽ando
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I refused to settle out of court with someone who thinks like this and went through a smear campaign + ignored court orders - now I鈥檓 waiting for them to explain to a magistrate what exactly they want, because it鈥檚 the kids that get hurt when you鈥檙e an immature adult.
Tete馃嚘馃嚭
@RealTete8Sep 5
Siz to siz; Building with a man is always a gamble. If it collapses, make sure you take the kids to a top tier International School. Halafu peleka yeye kotini mambo na child support akalipe 2 Million per academic year
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Babu Owino
@HEBabuOwinoSep 6
You must go home in 2027. You are not the only woman who can serve the great people of Homabay town. There are other capable women and men who can do the job.
Hon. George Peter Kaluma (Kaluma TV)
@gpdkalumaSep 6
The Luo Nation Nairobi Leadership, 2027: Senator - Felix Oduor Jalas Governor-Johnson Sakaja Women Rep - Esther Passaris Ok wan jowuoro wadwar tee. Jowa duto manitiere Nairobi oter ombulu kuonde mawadwaroe kombe. Jowa duto manitiere pinje machiegni kod Nairobi bende oduog ombulu buore kuonde mawadwaro mondo wakau kombe mang鈥檈ny.
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Never skip a low quality video 馃槀馃槀馃槀
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Fun fact allegedly towns zote around this mountains saizi ukishikwa with petty crimes polisi ukupelekanga ukazime hii moto usiku mzima 馃槃 馃ぃ
Naomi Waithira
@NaomikibandiSep 5
MOUNT KENYA FIRE UPDATE: The fire has been raging since 1 September 2026, raising concern over the impact on the mountain鈥檚 forests, wildlife and wider ecosystem. Authorities and response teams continue to face the challenge of containing the blaze.
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Ole Teya
@TeyaKevinSep 6
DJ ameamua kucheza moja ya Pyramids FC fans.
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Ezra@EZRAwaCHELSKISep 5
This is cute and all but tell me how in a fair process two siblings can be selected for police training. If you have ever gone through or witnessed the recruitment process you know that's impossible. Money changed hands.
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Nepotism on steroids
Naomi Waithira
@NaomikibandiSep 6
A Father who is a senior officer advises his two sons and two nephews who are new police officers on how they will spend their salaries.
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Ole Teya
@TeyaKevinSep 6
Pyramids FC get their second of the game. It's a brilliant hit from outside the box. Gor Mahia 0-2 Pyramids FC
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Ole Teya
@TeyaKevinSep 6
Know when to give up.
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Tom Mboya
@TomMboyaSep 6
Am reminded of the saying "Those who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are busy doing it"
PEOPLE DAILY
@PeopleDailyKeSep 5
Mudavadi to Sifuna: You cannot build a national party 11 months before elections. Read the whole story here: shorturl.at/o4ney
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Ole Teya
@TeyaKevinSep 6
Pumbavu mkubwa
Rev Elidamos Makali
@ElidamosSep 5
Atheists, this is your eternal future. @TeyaKevin and your friends don't say I never warned you.
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Ole Teya
@TeyaKevinSep 6
This fraud @Elidamos ascending to heaven.
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Conrad Kulo@ConradKuloSep 5
You can't announce the eviction of a major multinational at a political rally, claim you鈥檝e privately picked their replacement, and then change tune 48 hours later to say "we will advertise". This isn't economic nationalism; it's chaotic, reckless policy execution
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I have seen the Tata Chemicals story on Reuters and BBC news. Ruto has no idea the kind of damage he's done to the investment environment. He didn't need to expel them by announcing it at a rally. Foreign investors now know their investment can be cancelled on a whim.
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Abu Iman@Mr_GuantaiSep 5
We? Yeye na hao watoto wake masura wakamate jembe wakapande hizo miti!!
Patpat馃挅馃尭@_num4Sep 4
First thing we should do after jailing kasongo is planting trees, we need to replace every tree he cut down because it's our fault for allowing him to destroy the environment.
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KANU & KADU were registered in 1960 and KANU won the February 1961 election. NARC was formed in 2002 and won the 2002 general election with a landslide. PNU was formed on 16 September 2007 and it participated in the 27 December 2007 election under Former President Mwai Kibaki.
PEOPLE DAILY
@PeopleDailyKeSep 5
Mudavadi to Sifuna: You cannot build a national party 11 months before elections. Read the whole story here: shorturl.at/o4ney
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