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fgcu alum - sfsu philosophy masters student | chronically losing rr on val. valorant + cozy coworking twitch streamer ! 🌱

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Joined July 2012
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Is anyone else here a dumbass or is it just me
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I know Google is like GIRL STOP ASKING ME ABOUT THE MISSISSIPPI SENATE RACE. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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hey girl im bored, let's count the outstanding provisional ballots in hinds county mississippi
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I could never know what canceling out my partner’s vote feels like because I’m not dating a fucking loser
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work people are like 'I feel guilty for taking a long lunch don’t you?’ and i'm like 'I think I experience emotions in a way that is fundamentally incompatible with office culture'
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Sam Altman 2 days after saying nobody but him should own the global supply of RAM:
People should always be in control of the future. OpenAI is against the notion that it would be acceptable for people to be relegated to a role of doing things that “AI systems think makes sense to reward in humans”. People should not cede control of the future to superintelligence, and that requirement should ultimately constrain AI progress.
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what if It happened tonight
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i have the lib zoomies rn. hope is high. anything can happen. buddie canon is near
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man election nights are so fun when shit goes our way LMAKOSOSKWNDH
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I just wish Mitch McConnell were alive to see this.
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twitter is so funny at this exact very moment
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If I send you this not only am I flaking on plans but I’ve coordinated new plans with the opp
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I illegally put in 2000 votes for El-Sayed from my home in San Francisco my name is Sam Altman and I am the founder and CEO of Open AI
If you vote illegally, we will find you. We will track you down, arrest you, and prosecute you. There will be no escape.
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New: Statement from Haley Stevens’ chief of staff Justin German confirms many of her team have resigned & they back Abdul El-Sayed for #MISen “We are shocked and heartbroken by Congresswoman Stevens’ decision to support Mike Rogers.”
New: Haley Steven’s official staff including her longtime chief are resigning from her office this morning, per spox.
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haley stevens is on cnn telling anderson cooper that abdul is a scary angry man and that's why shes voting for the pedo protecting terrorist party candidate mike rogers
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had a patient today named winston and all i could think about was overwatch i genuinely gotta die
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Was explaining to an owner why we have to have a CPR status on file for his dog (he was undergoing a sedated lac repair) and I’m like gently explaining that they would perform chest compressions if the dog went into cardiac arrest and would give injections to try to get his heart
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going again, trying to be gentle because some owners can get rly emotional trying to decide between CPR and DNR. Tell me why this man waited until the end to say, “I know what goes into a code, I’m an EMT”. Girl what. 🤡
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my slow-eater granny girl and her fat chud brother who eats all her food and then tackles her 💔
Nobody warns you how much of your life will be spent bodyguarding your slow-eating, grazer cat from her food hoover, no self-restraint food stealing brother.
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the children yearn for academic spaces after graduating from undergrad. (it's me, i'm children, and this is me soft launching that I will be starting grad classes again in the spring)
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