rube goldberg MAID machine

when i was 14 I was doing math for fun and reading classical lit and philosophy outside of long distance bike riding now im a chubby alcoholic who plays pokemon

watch out for those VRchat bitches they’ll 100% try to take your man

nothing to really take a photo of when they’re taking a call on speaker phone instead of texting

Yknow on my first watch I kind of felt that way but on the rewatch I think the Near and Mellow dynamic is actually kind of peak

I think the biggest flaw with it is it will totally stop showing you features / races if you skip them more than a couple times early on. Liking big foreheads and long noses basically eliminated MENA, Latina, SEA etc for me even though some of them should have those

real

yeag i guess

What’s the legendary card i’ve never seen that

Todd Howard / Zucc looking dudes

fuck hiding it in the reply

can’t post my mytype results because you guys will cancel me for being racist and having boomer taste

I mean there’s more to it in that not only is it complimenting your shape but it’s also reinforcing and supporting your body in a way that dramatically reduces injury risk and alleviates tension from poor posture that absolutely can manifest into shit like bad mood and pain but

Muscle is like shapewear you never have to take off.

left reminds me of the SEA and Russian synthoil guys tbh

bro it’s already Славянский сеструха saturday

on something and you got twisted up, or like the bus or elevator doors closed around it you could easily grab a Darwin award.

That isn’t a dog collar or a choker , that’s literally a choke collar- when you tug on the dangling chain it slips through the heart which tightens the apparatus enough that you could theoretically die if it was held for too long. Even outside of a sexual context, if it snagged

the crazy part is this isn’t even true anymore

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