hey im buzzword twitter user and its of my opinion that the modal ontology hypercube extropian meme complex epistemically validates accelerationist viewpoints on monoid faustian yarvinist retrocausal deterministic thermodynamics, moreover, the cybernetic gangster computer god is

catholics lowkey believe in powerups

chrome extensions are very scary, unless you’re a software engineer you probably should never use them. I have vibecoded several for my personal usage, not because what I wanted didn’t exist, but because what is on the web store is literal spyware

irl bro is replyguying my moots… he will find me soon 😞

few know this but you can google the salaries for each college major and actually pick a major that will enable you to earn a livable wage

W larps

a habit im trying to reinforce is to buy physical copies of books instead of reading pdfs. the payoff from owning physical copies is so disproportionately large compared to the actual cost that its totally worth it. i need to overcome my aversion to spending money on things

mfw the devops guy leaves and you read his yaml to discover the reason the pipeline takes two hours is bc everything retries ten times before failing

gonna spend today building data structures in C++. if i post or if i scroll at all before 5pm, im gay

being a midbie is perfect. shows you have enough agency to post instead of lurk, but also means twitter hasnt consumed your entire life (yet)

goodharted iq tests like leetcode and the lsat surely are an efficient use of our limited youth

four hour leetcode today blehhh

I’m breaking the fourth wall. I see you reading this, moron! Now what are you gonna do?

relationship getting serious so I’m meeting her replyguys tonight

opsec level: linkedin has a public resume prominently displaying home address

ciabatta dippers back at panera

my limiting factor right now is networking. every single person I talk to consistently says “wtf, your experience is so cool, you’re a smart dude!” I have to work harder. Moreso, I need the courage to make a decision about where to take my life.

I will not be discouraged and beaten down. If one opportunity doesn’t work out, I’ll find another. I will not be stopped. I am the serotonin-boosted lobster.

engineer thought I meant a package registry when I asked what the “uv index” was when we were walking outside today

resumes are so fake now, I’ve seen so many people straight up lie and not be able to define terms they wrote on that paper. nepotism/personal relationships might be the best predictor of actual competence.