(It/it’s) Retired Douchebag. The guy in my cover photo is NOT me!

United States
Joined March 2018
Art Vandelay retweeted
1st in my bloodline to witness sumn like this.
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A white dude named 'Brock' who went to college in lowa before getting picked last in the draft has no business hitting a euro step Dougie this hard
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Touchdown Penn State. Amare Campbell recovers the fumble for a 61yd Nittany lions score. PSU: 40 || RU: 36 👉 tinyurl.com/RUPSUbowl
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Must be a road game 🤷🏼‍♂️ @uscfb
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This year’s U.S. Open will have the largest total prize money payout for any tennis event in history. $90 million. Both the men’s & women’s singles champions will bring home $5 million, which will be the largest prize in tennis. Men’s & Women’s singles main draw prize money: Winner $ 5,000,000 Runner up $ 2,500,000 Semifinalists $ 1,260,000 Quarterfinalists $ 660,000 Round of 16 $ 400,000 Round of 32 $ 237,000 Round of 64 $ 154,000 Round of 128 $ 110,000 Mixed doubles prize money: Winners $1,000,000 Runners up $400,000 Semifinalists $200,000 Quarterfinalists $100,000 Round of 16 $20,000 Men’s & Women’s Doubles main draw: Winners $ 1,000,000 Runners up $ 500,000 Semifinalists $ 250,000 Quarterfinalists $ 125,000 Round of 16 $ 75,000 Round of 32 $ 45,000 Round of 64 $ 30,000 Men's and Women's Singles Qualifying Round of 32 $ 57,200 Round of 64 $ 41,800 Round of 128 $ 27,500
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Stephen Starr’s new Italian concept on Rittenhouse Square, Borromini, is almost ready for launch. This ~250-seat spot in the old Barnes & Noble space is slated to open next month per the Inquirer. We are digging the ample landscaping and window boxes. 🌿🍝🌱
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PAGING ALL BALL KNOWERS
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Ronald Acuña Jr just made a throw you gotta see to believe
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Art Vandelay retweeted
IShowSpeed met the Prime Minister of Estonia, who gave him a personal tour of his residence and surprised him with special gifts 🔥
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Art Vandelay retweeted
thank you bryan bc they really were dog pilling on my girl #LoveIslandUSA
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Paris 🇫🇷 we coming !!! “Humane” June 24-28 Paris Fashion Week!
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The #Bengals do not want this coming down to Cade York lining up a long field goal from any kind of distance here. Need to stay aggressive.
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Playing defense in the NFL is harder than people on Twitter think it is. Good luck predicting a slide or not.
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Look at the College Basketball slate for Wednesday 😍
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Nobody bother me on Saturday, this slate is going to be amazing 🔥
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Developing: Shooting outside Temple University. This is the reaction from the SLU vs La Salle Field Hockey game at Temple. Video: @MidtownMadPod
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Art Vandelay retweeted
does anyone else match their soap with their scrub daddy or am i just fruity
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Holy shit we actually got him out for once. Clay coming in now for a 5 out save
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Art Vandelay retweeted
men are the problem #choosethebear
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