(It/it’s) Retired Douchebag. The guy in my cover photo is NOT me!

United States
Joined March 2018
If you needed one, here’s your sign to never have roommates.
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Ugh Delaware? One missed $20 ez pass read..turns into charging me 100s to help you guys fight crime?
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I mean. Wow
Tributes to the Dupont Circle tree knocked over by the storm
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Somebody made the call in that Michigan game
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Oh he’s cooked 🥲
Carlos Alcaraz in the Media Day. "I’m feeling very good, and I think that injury helped me a lot to understand that right now, everything is in my head. I have to trust my team, trust the people who tell me that everything is going to be fine. So I just have to go 100 percent. Right now, with the training I’ve done so far, everything has gone well. I’m trying to get away from that fear and play normally.” Says he is 100%, but the fear of hitting the ball at full is similar to what he felt when he injured his arm before RG 2024. And he won RG and Wimbledon that year...
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They’re all soo dirty too. My daughter will go to Czechia for tennis 😂
ok so this is insane
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This team will not win one game this year
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dc’s underground system feels like another world.
BETHESDA IS ABOUT TO BECOME ONE OF THE DMV’S BIGGEST TRANSIT SUPERHUBS. This is what the finished project will look like: a new southern entrance connecting the Red Line directly to the Purple Line through six elevators and a brand-new mezzanine. The 16-mile, 21-station @PurpleLineMD will let riders travel across Montgomery and Prince George’s counties without going through Downtown DC. A completely new way to move around the region is taking shape beneath Bethesda.
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Growing up I thought it was called “white beaters”.. boy was I shocked
Wife Beaters is a wild ass phrase to describe a shirt
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I’ll be the first to say it. We have too many clubs and aau teams, in every sport. And why are there this many people there watching this level of comp?
1st in my bloodline to witness sumn like this.
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Art Vandelay retweeted
1st in my bloodline to witness sumn like this.
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Damn 13??
13 years ago today, A$AP Ferg & A$AP Rocky dropped “Shabba” 🗣️
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Riding down Kelly drive
y’all finna be mad asf when this melanie by the end of this week
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Nigga what
‘Summer House’ stars Amanda Batula and West Wilson confirm secret romance in shocking statement trib.al/zHbbIbX
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😂😂😂 “Now tell me why you didn’t eat all day?”
“I’m not mad, just disappointed”
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Amazing
🗽 France gave the Statue of Liberty to the USA. It was copper at first, then oxidised into that iconic mint green. 🐓 Now the French rooster crest plays with the same idea. The colour change starting at the head and spreading down the body.
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My thoughts on aj and boozer exactly
If you woulda told me every single one of these guys would be trash in the pros I woulda called you a meth head.
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Bro wants to go to bed 😂😂
Darryn Peterson on what he wants KU fans to remember him most by: #kubball x #MarchMadnessMBB
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