@shellydeli_

Former honorary member of the "Sisters"

Joined March 2022
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i saw sebulba in midtown houston on saturday night he was honestly a really nice guy, he was buying everyone shots. i think he just puts on his persona for the boonta eve classic and i get it.
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beN@benshotonfilmOct 17
white people when there's a Nathan Fielder movie at the theater
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Saif@MCWFC_saifOct 14
Best wrestling theme.
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tex@texmepleaseOct 8
the new call of duty will have “gay man’s hand” as a perk, right before you die you pull out an ipad like device and start jacking off to gay pornography and then explode
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Seth Carcass@ohsethyOct 7
Yes officer, I was speeding, but you have to understand that I was listening to Badlands by Bruce Springsteen really, really loud
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Reading off the lineup at a prog rock festival
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Pat Narduzzi
@CoachDuzzPittFBOct 3
SO PROUD OF OUR GUYS!! GUTSY TEAM WIN!! 1-0!! LIGHT IT UP!! #GID #H2P – at Roanoke, VA
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xGimli@_xGimliOct 1
no sold TWO lethal injections?
TMZ
@TMZOct 1
Christa Pike Still Alive After 2 Lethal Injections tmz.me/4hiTkek

Christa Pike Still Alive After 2 Lethal Injections

Christa Pike is still alive after 2 attempted lethal injections in Tennessee.

tmz.com
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harley 🦦@allcatsaregreenSep 26
I'll never get over that person saying this was the most unsettling, horrifying song they'd ever heard
Ladytron Fan Account
@Lady_FanAccountSep 25
“Uptown Girl” is from Billy Joel’s 1983 album An Innocent Man. Inspired by doo-wop and Frankie Valli-style pop, the song plays on the fantasy of a working-class guy trying to win over a glamorous, upper-class woman. It became one of Joel’s biggest hits, reaching #3 on the Billboard Hot 100.
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New Orleans Saints
@SaintsSep 25
20 years ago today, @SteveGleason blocked a punt that signaled the rebirth of a city ⚜️
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Genius
@GeniusSep 24
35 years ago today, a tribe called quest dropped their classic, ‘the low end theory’ 🎶🔥 ‘the low end theory’ peaked at no. 45 on the billboard 200 and no. 13 on the r&b/hip-hop albums chart, eventually earning platinum certification. 💿 the album was supported by singles like “check the rhime,” “jazz (we’ve got),” and “scenario,” along with the popular remix released the following year. what’s your favorite song from the album?
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bee gee@xjoydivisionSep 22
i thought this said “GILF of the year” and i started nodding fervently
gabi@dnightwinxgSep 21
Gif of the year
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Hunter@milk74180Sep 22
if anyone wants mike's buick lesabre from better call saul, it is on bringatrailer right now
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Justin Herbert
Sam D@Sammy_GDSep 21
Replying to @WhatUpJT_
Bro imagine if every NFL QB had their own titantron/theme 😭😭
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This is quite possibly the least clickable YouTube video of all time
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mike 🛫@mikeytheasianSep 21
Pitt fans: our team is 3-0 and we have a run game again! WV fans: haha you guys have tarps in your stadium! The Phil Jurkovec Subplot:
KDKA
@KDKASep 21
Former Pitt quarterback Phil Jurkovec was arrested on Friday and charged with stealing a vehicle from Allegheny Health Network's Wexford Hospital. cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/news/…

Former Pitt quarterback Phil Jurkovec arrested, charged with stealing box truck

Former Pitt quarterback Phil Jurkovec was arrested on Friday and charged with stealing a vehicle from the valet garage at AHN Wexford Hospital.

cbsnews.com
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Disco Sausage@F1shyBobSep 21
"And I need you more than want you, and I want you for all time" is possibly the greatest lyric ever.
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Pittsburgh Pirates
@PiratesSep 18
To kick off Fan Appreciation Weekend, we’re giving away an autographed Paul Skenes jersey❗️ 🔁 RETWEET for a chance to win‼️
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ok but the macklemore moped song was unironically good as hell
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