@shellydeli_

Former honorary member of the "Sisters"

Joined March 2022
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i saw sebulba in midtown houston on saturday night he was honestly a really nice guy, he was buying everyone shots. i think he just puts on his persona for the boonta eve classic and i get it.
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beN@benshotonfilmOct 17
white people when there's a Nathan Fielder movie at the theater
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Hell fucking yeah youtu.be/jR8RiBMecx4?si=ovzX…

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The lockpicking lawyer not having a special event every year for Locktober is such a big missed opportunity
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Best thing about going to the gym at 4am on a Friday is ESPN on the giant TV replaying whatever G6 game was on last night. Fuck yeah show me ECU vs UAB on the big screen
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Requiring everyone to stand for the pledge of allegiance before the orgy starts
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Saif@MCWFC_saifOct 14
Best wrestling theme.
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You could make an argument (not that it would necessarily be true, I don't know enough) that metal and punk both trace their origins back to the same song in a way
Spooky Marduk Enjoyer@anticommie123Oct 14
"Metal evolved from punk" The famous punk bands Black Sabbath and Deep Purple
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Anyways, stream The Kinks or whatever stans say
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Guys don't really be out here rustling people's jimmies any more The world you grew up in no longer exists
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I think this should also happen to anyone who ever dare uses the call feature on this hellsite
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The best Christmas song of all time has a real slur in it and it still bangs
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The fuck is that guy gonna do?
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Category 4 Hurricane Simon threatened coastal communities and popular tourist destinations along Mexico’s Pacific Coast, as authorities urged residents to take shelter. cnn.it/4hFJBPo
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FURTHER PROOF LEFT FOOTED KICKERS DESERVE A SPOT SIGN BEN SAULS
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Live reaction of me realizing there was only 4 minutes left in the 4th quarter after talking up a MILF for the past 2 quarters
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Should have felt something off when I saw Cole Gonzales on my depth chart in my new dynasty in CFB 27 last night
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I AM TOO FUCKING DRUNK WHAAAT
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Kill me
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A fucking men
jake rhodes@jakebrodesOct 9
going from an old shitbox with a bunch of play in the steering wheel and bad brakes to a new car that has auto brakes and lane assist feels like cheating and also I gotta say not nearly as fun. If I wanna turn left or stop I should have to put some hope and elbow grease into it.
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