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Danny Shellard

@shellsy87

I’d do the drummer, the lead singer, and that one that plays the violin

Joined August 2009
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He’s gone. We all know it. Only start playing when we’re behind and then we’re so toothless it’s embarrassing
Football on TNT Sports (@footballontnt) profile pictureFootball on TNT Sports
@footballontntNov 5
“We are a bit unlucky because we created many chances but it wasn’t enough” 😔 Regis Le Bris reflects on Sunderland’s defeat to Dinamo Zagreb 🔴⚪️ 🎙️ @LiamMacdevitt | 📺 Stream on TNT Sports & HBO Max: streamonm.ax/4ySzugq
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Sack him. Can’t be any worse than this shite
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This set piece coach is really earning his crust #safc
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Please don’t take little Tommy’s plastic balloon sticks!
Tom Harwood (@tomhfh) profile pictureTom Harwood
@tomhfhNov 4
- Sauce, sugar and other sachets - Hotel mini shampoos and soaps - Glued-in batteries in phones - Retinol creams above 0.3%: - Plastic balloon sticks Wave goodbye to the nice or convenient things in life. Ursula knows better.
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A 55 year old man typed this
Sleaford Mods (@sleafordmods) profile pictureSleaford Mods@sleafordmodsNov 4
I Don’t Rate You was influenced mainly by just wanting some dirty beat goin off with some early 90’s keyboard stabs. LFO, etc. “What does it all mean” I imitated from an old prodigy tune a familiar sample from that era. Luv that it annoys both purists, and greasy spoon bigots. 🕶️
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If you think he isn’t an absolute superstar you’re a moron
Football on TNT Sports (@footballontnt) profile pictureFootball on TNT Sports
@footballontntNov 4
Jude Bellingham with an incredible flick to equalise for Real Madrid against AEK Athens 🤩 📺 Stream now on TNT Sports & HBO Max streamonm.ax/4ySzugq
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Focusing on the everyday struggles
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Any mild annoyance and this pampered prick shows his true colours
Sky News (@SkyNews) profile pictureSky News
@SkyNewsNov 2
King Charles is not amused as torrential rain leaves him soaked through during a ceremony in Antigua on his Caribbean tour. The King is drenched by rain after waiting over a minute longer than the Queen for an umbrella. 🔗 trib.al/9aE4R2y
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Genuinely don’t know how these people function in the real world
liv (@girlsjustflyin) profile pictureliv@girlsjustflyinOct 30
I feel like once Michael realised he was onto James, he absolutely hounded him into a state of complete panic & anxiety. I think Maya's reaction here is genuine contempt for a man who has likely caused one of the people she was closest to in the castle to reach breaking point
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It’s just something nice for the kids in a world of shite. But no, you punch down because you’re better than that
Leo Gibbons (@Layo_FH) profile pictureLeo Gibbons@Layo_FHOct 29
Is it Petit Bourgeois/Deano coded to go mad for Halloween? While, middle class coded to be sniffy about an ‘American import?’
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Walking round like Bane because you don’t want a cold
Stephanie Laidlaw (@yogastephy) profile pictureStephanie Laidlaw@yogastephyOct 28
Weird convo at dentist today. I stopped going to her for cleanings as I found an independent hygienist who runs a solo practice & will N95 for me and open windows. Unfortunately I needed work done on a chipped tooth. Anyway, she points to the Airfanta wearable and asks “is that
Great curly hair, dark framed glasses. Black mask with gold chain and ghost charm. Airfanta wearable around neck, fan pointed at face. Black turtle neck. Black and grey wrap over shoulders

ALT Great curly hair, dark framed glasses. Black mask with gold chain and ghost charm. Airfanta wearable around neck, fan pointed at face. Black turtle neck. Black and grey wrap over shoulders

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So rather than getting paid on the last working day of the month you get paid on the second to last day. What a flex
Bammy (@bammybae_) profile pictureBammy
@bammybae_Oct 27
The OGs know why they use Monzo and Revolut as their salary accounts in the UK. 😂💷 Salary due on Friday? You could be receiving it on Thursday while others are still waiting. 😂
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Literally no point arguing with Americans about anything American because they are brainwashed to believe everything about their nation is the best. Best food, best sports, best school shootings etc
The Red Stripes Supporter Group (@TheRedStripesSG) profile pictureThe Red Stripes Supporter Group
@TheRedStripesSGOct 25
Cricketers seeing a slider for the first time
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Danny Shellard retweeted
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Shar A 🫡@Shar_A_Oct 27
It's strange to still consider myself a massive Simpsons fan despite the fact I think the last 27 seasons of it is, mostly, dogshit. I could practically recite 1-10 to anyone, and I still consider that Simpsons at its height was one of the greatest shows you'll ever watch.
Series Graph (@seriesgraph) profile pictureSeries Graph@seriesgraphOct 26
The Simpsons downfall
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Needs more seasoning
Dan (@KettlebellDan) profile pictureDan
@KettlebellDanOct 26
what you think about this meal says a lot about you
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Inflations only at 3% so it’ll be fine 🙃
GB Politics (@GBPolitcs) profile pictureGB Politics
@GBPolitcsOct 26
🚨NEW: Household energy bills are forecast to surge by 27% to an average of £2,192 a year from January, according to a new forecast by EDF, one of Britain's biggest energy suppliers
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DVL could’ve slapped him with his handbag and I’d defend him over O’Nien
LamNam 🔱 Investor (@_LamNam_) profile pictureLamNam 🔱 Investor
@_LamNam_Oct 26
I will know the game is healing when these stop getting given as fouls. #LUFC
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Said unironically as he’s got a pfp of a man who looks like a giant baby
cubarsí’s #1 glazer (@iluvpoundingmen) profile picturecubarsí’s #1 glazer@iluvpoundingmenOct 24
Replying to @Data__G @fatmessiburger
the first clip kills me man why does he look like that
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Looks like Matt Skiba
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Could NOT be arsed with that
Sébastien Lebret (@SbastienLebret8) profile pictureSébastien Lebret
@SbastienLebret8Oct 24
Andrii ( call sign Puh or "Fluff") with his brothers in arms after they arrive holding a position inside the decommissioned gas pipe for 30 days. 📷 Sasha Maslov #StandWithUkraine🇺🇦
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