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keeping footage of billy in watching 2x speed of ai-narrated intro bio videos before he pitches investors on theranos 2.0 was just genius. founderslop on full display
You ever think about how people are still going to be having this argument 1000 years from now
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So many spectacular moments in YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING but I particularly loved giving Lance Oppenheim one line of on-screen dialogue to say “that’s not…a real documentary” about the Harry and Meagan Netflix show
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If you didn’t burst into laughter when he asks Holmes’s dad about working at Enron, or when he calls her out on saying she’s never even once told a white lie in her life, or when Billy says there’s different levels to being rich, or etc etc then I think you have bad taste
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yes! she literally approved an engineer at theranos who was like “uhhh we can make the scam box read ‘processing’ instead of ‘error’ so it looks like it works?”
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ELIZABETH HOLMES: of course it worked. the lights turned on. it was on the cloud
NATHAN FIELDER: ok. but you know what feelings are, right? like you have them?
WEIRD COCAINE HUSBAND: [watching youtube at 2x speed] babe it says here the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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His cocaine habit wasn’t surprising in the least… it was him absolutely trying to inhale videos at 2x speed like a psychopath that really got to me
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I’m a 37 year old licensed professional and this has been stuck in my head all damn day
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“ are you open to being flirted with a little?”
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I LOVE airport bars. Truly, our nations last safe space. Guy next to me at Ohare downed a shot of Brandy and said “Trevor Lawerence is a fag!” then immediately got on a flight to Cincinnati





































