“I just hope I don’t become so blissful I become boring.”

You tell me
Joined June 2013
Porter Robinson night 2 at red rocks.
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keeping footage of billy in watching 2x speed of ai-narrated intro bio videos before he pitches investors on theranos 2.0 was just genius. founderslop on full display
you can see everything pulling off a brilliant second act by showing a large portion of the tech world how insane they seem to normal people
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I work 40 hours straight you work 40 hours gay we are not the same
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You ever think about how people are still going to be having this argument 1000 years from now
You reduce crime by eliminating poverty. The reason so called nice neighborhoods have lower crime rates is because people’s basic needs are being met. It is not because of police, alarm systems, or neighborhood associations. Poverty creates crime.
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So many spectacular moments in YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING but I particularly loved giving Lance Oppenheim one line of on-screen dialogue to say “that’s not…a real documentary” about the Harry and Meagan Netflix show
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If you didn’t burst into laughter when he asks Holmes’s dad about working at Enron, or when he calls her out on saying she’s never even once told a white lie in her life, or when Billy says there’s different levels to being rich, or etc etc then I think you have bad taste
sitting down in the theater for You Can See Everything: oh, there’s a lot of people here who have good taste fifteen minutes into the movie, everyone is laughing when nothing funny is happening. nobody in this theater has good taste
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yes! she literally approved an engineer at theranos who was like “uhhh we can make the scam box read ‘processing’ instead of ‘error’ so it looks like it works?”
the annoying thing about the whole metaphysical “did Elizabeth Holmes knowingly lie or does she understand things differently” discourse is that it is a matter of public record that she just literally faked financial statements, altered documents, etc
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It's funny because they're talking past each other
Abbott & Costello - Who's on First Pure comedic genius
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my favorite nathan for you bit was kidnapping a random guy for cutting in line
top 3 momentos de nathan for you lloro de risa cada vez que me acuerdo
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how billy was moving in you can see everything lowkey
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ELIZABETH HOLMES: of course it worked. the lights turned on. it was on the cloud NATHAN FIELDER: ok. but you know what feelings are, right? like you have them? WEIRD COCAINE HUSBAND: [watching youtube at 2x speed] babe it says here the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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His cocaine habit wasn’t surprising in the least… it was him absolutely trying to inhale videos at 2x speed like a psychopath that really got to me
ELIZABETH HOLMES: of course it worked. the lights turned on. it was on the cloud NATHAN FIELDER: ok. but you know what feelings are, right? like you have them? WEIRD COCAINE HUSBAND: [watching youtube at 2x speed] babe it says here the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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I’m a 37 year old licensed professional and this has been stuck in my head all damn day
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WHATEVER SHE SIZE, SHE SIZE! SHE IS THE SIZE WHAT SHE SIZE!
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Daily Object #916: Bundle of Sticks
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Oregon cheerleader narrowly avoids rogue whale that popped out of the Autzen Stadium turf #huskers #goducks
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“ are you open to being flirted with a little?”
UPDATE so I just approached her. I introduced myself, told her I put in my 2 weeks notice and that I’ve always wanted to say hi to her. I said “are you open to being flirted with a little?” lmao she smiled and her face turned red and she was like “I’m seeing someone” 😭
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I LOVE airport bars. Truly, our nations last safe space. Guy next to me at Ohare downed a shot of Brandy and said “Trevor Lawerence is a fag!” then immediately got on a flight to Cincinnati
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Jacob retweeted
Very classy move from James Cameron here, I love this tradition
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some shit frank drebin would do
West Virginia injury cart driver backs an opponent's injured foot right into the wall
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TSA lady flagged me for too much jizz in my balls
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