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The hedonist and the ascetic are both afraid of pleasure, that's why the former so desperately clings onto it, and the latter runs away from it at all costs.
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Initially bro was scared but once he felt the magic it couldn't take off his eyes from it (by kartawaya_)
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they should invent dating apps exclusively for people who cheat to meet each other and leave everyone else alone
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One of my favorite Taoist sayings goes something like: "If you're attacked by a sword, be the ocean."
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oh it’s nothing I’ve just been feeling a little off ever since I pulled a three of swords from the palantir tarot deck
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I have tried so many iterations of the polite decline & the only thing that has ever worked in terms of my actual life quality is just assuming all chatty uber/lyft drivers are literally god in disguise trying to tell you something
ppl with social skills — halp!
i’m trying to upskill from autistically saying “i’m gonna take some quiet time now” to chatty uber drivers, but idk how else to signal that he should stop
how do you answer, “did you know there’s a festival in ggp this weekend? are you going to go?”
i honestly answered: “no i’m out of town” and now i’m being asked about my trip…
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"We don't know what we're doing. Please stop us" is the strangest IPO pitch in history.
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sign of mild ai psychosis that i keep thinking "let's just ask claude to do my dishes..."




































