#FMEUC Lifetime Achievement Award Winner, @GeoHipster Interviewee, the tardigrade of formats, leading #TeamShapefile. I'll be here forever. #shapefile parody

All over your file system
Joined June 2016
You know what gives me comfort? –– You know, I know, all my detractors know: when the chips are down y'all will "Export to shapefile"
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The more time I spent working with spatial data and building maps etc, the less I hate Shapefile, at least as an input format. Yes it has limitations. But it is easy to work with, quite compact, and has very wide support and industry knowledge.
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Bad Map Projection: ABS(Longitude) xkcd.com/2807
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❤️❤️❤️🥰 a.k.a. #gischat
HOW DO YOU OPEN THIS FUCKING DATA IN Q - Normal Shapefile Users Everywhere
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If I win the powerball, I'm buying overture, pushing out all the data in shapefile format. Stay tuned. cc Marky mark and the funky bunch
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"True artists shp." -- Steve Jobs 🍎
and everyone laughs at me for supporting shapefiles. THIS IS WHY I SHAPEFILE.
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shapefile / xfile
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Always applicable:
You get your ass off that fucking porch and GO GET THAT FUCKING SHAPEFILE
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Replying to @pokateo_maps
Hi #GISchat 🌐🗨️, I'm checking in from an undisclosed location and must confess that @pokateo_maps's prev. prompt led me to dust off a #GEDI #EarthEngine script I'd written earlier to compare the outputs from said script w/ my new @shapefiIe.🤔 xitter.cf/BzGEO/status/167666318…
Replying to @pokateo_maps
It's not *exactly* on my #GIS task list for the day, but over the weekend, I had the chance to look at the most recent #GEDI and #ICESat2 canopy height model (CHM) outputs for my favorite country (🇧🇿). 😉 xitter.cf/BzGEO/status/167584992…
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You get your ass off that fucking porch and GO GET THAT FUCKING SHAPEFILE
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! 7 DECADES ago!! 🎉🚀 #MyTwitterAnniversary
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Props to @insertcoffee for wrangling the @shapefiIe support and @geocodeearth for hosting the downloads
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