“I think I need more caffeine. I was up late last night watching episodes of The Pioneer Woman.” -Me, tomorrow, probably.

I laughed, I cried

I trust Carson Wentz to lead the offense simply because he grew up a Vikings fan. #skol

C’mon, Hot Arse Cars! #skol

Not even 10 minutes off the game clock and our shiny new toy is broken.

Hey @hussy_van, I have a new shirt idea for you:

That feeling when you get a push notification that your husband’s high school classmate had a baby with Lady Gaga. What is this timeline? 😂

Shout out to @KFANRosen on Mark Rosen’s Vikings GameDay LIVE featuring Mark Rosen for correcting “less” to “fewer” when it was asked if the Vikings would commit less than 8 penalties.

National Geographic’s 9/11 Reunited is such an emotional watch, but also so well-done. Wow.

2006 Shannon would have never thought that Ludacris would be a State Farm spokesperson in 2026, but here we are.

We started watching The Shards and upon seeing the character Susan Reynolds, I commented how much she looks like a young Cindy Crawford. *looks at cast list* Damn those genes are strong. @hussy_van: “Cindy without the mole!”

.@hussy_van’s solution to knowing when I’m in a work call

Listening to this morning’s @PowerTripKFAN show. Cheetos are not chips, but an extruded snack. The dough gets pushed through a die where science happens that causes the snack to puff up. Pricing snacks and candy at Target for years really upped my knowledge of snacks facts. 😂

New laptop sticker courtesy of the @initialsgametm TOC

Let’s gooooo!

Not having a voice for nearly two weeks is real annoying when you’re a yapper like I am.

I get irrationally upset whenever someone tries to hurt a dragon on #HouseoftheDragon

Hear me out: the utensil you use to eat mac & cheese depends on how it’s served. Bowl? Use a spoon. Plate? Use a fork.