They call me Smitty, 'cuz lots of guys are called Smitty, and then they just added the Oom.

Joined June 2015
PowerTrip NFL O/U WinTotal Bet Update: @Parkerfox24 is off to a solid start, choosing the Under for Philly, GB, Miami, TB, Tenn, Wash and HOU while picking the Over for MN, LV, and Jax. It’s early, but everyone else is chasing Parker at this point! $1400 at stake!!!
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I don’t see anyone’s blood on K O’C’s face. Does he even care about his players?!?
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Just one more hour until the @GopherFootball kickoff . . .
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I may be eliminated from my Survivor pool tonight, but . . .
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I think even I do a better John Madden impression than Nic Cage!! (and mine’s not great!)
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Happy birthday to the glue that holds this group of degenerates together!! Happy birthday, @PowerTripBets. May the legs of your parlays that miss always be the same number as @johnkriesel’s!
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The Squirrel Queen lady. Would @Chris_Hawkey?
A bizarre Florida incident reportedly involved a woman climbing high into a tree while wearing a full squirrel costume and refusing to come down. According to the story, she threw acorns toward police officers below while repeatedly declaring herself the “Squirrel Queen.” Officers reportedly spent time trying to convince her to climb down as the unusual standoff unfolded. The story quickly went viral online because of its surreal details and what many people described as a classic Florida moment. However, some details of the widely shared story remain difficult to independently verify, so they should be treated cautiously rather than as established fact.
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.@CoryCove every time @MeatSauce1 says, “You know who loves that song?!?”
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This is your yearly reminder of the bizarre Möbius strip of a Venn diagram describing @MeatSauce1, Dav, and a couple of British guy’s birthdays.
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Week 1 @PowerTripKFAN NFL Win Total Contest update!! Obviously it’s early, but in the thread below, I’ll outline some trends in the O/U picks for these eight degenerates:
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Overall, @Chris_Hawkey and @nacholeber have the most ‘contrarian’ picks, where they are alone or only matched one other person’s picks. @MarneyGellner and @MarkDParrish tended to stick closer to the majority of other players.
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Again, it’s REALLY early, but @Chris_Hawkey probably had the best first week, even though he’s at a slight disadvantage for not getting his DET pick in. Check for more updates in the future!!
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HBD, MGFA!!! Great memory from this pub in Ballsack By the Sea with @BobCratchitt !
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Who’s this handsome emm-effer previewing my opening week Thursday night football game?!? @TomPelissero
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It’s a Smitty Sauce Smitty sandwich!! @MeatSauce1 @PatRosengren
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Got my spot to watch Progrum Password at the @KFAN1003 booth! Let’s go @MaxxFuller !!!
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This was the closing statement/question to the @PowerTripKFAN today. Poetic, concise, and thought provoking content by @MeatSauce1 - I submit “Biker Gangs Getting Infiltrated” to the @marconi committee:
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