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Lawyer, University of Alberta, hockey player, Edmonton Oilers fan. From #yeg living in #yyc

Joined October 2011
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Kristen Danielle retweeted
We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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Kristen Danielle retweeted
Wtf is happening, Nancy Pelosi just showed up at my doorstep and forced my cat to be trans
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Kristen Danielle retweeted
The Bible spent centuries warning Christians about false prophets, and MAGA took one look at a convicted felon selling Bibles and said, "That's our Messiah."
Trump says that he will "take Christians to the promise land. And I've done that."
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Kristen Danielle retweeted
Someone owes Albertans $130M for this theatrical waste of taxpayers money
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Kristen Danielle retweeted
Rejection of Alberta separatism was Trump's first midterm defeat
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Kristen Danielle retweeted
Hearing that the PWHL’s Thursday morning announcement at the @HockeyHallFame is regarding a Canadian broadcast collaboration that would see the resurfacing of Hockey Night in Canada, providing the league its own primetime platform weekly to air featured PWHL regular season games.
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Kristen Danielle retweeted
What it sounds like when 16,000 Canadians just need a moment to belt out the words “out in the middle of Lake Ontario” right now
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Kristen Danielle retweeted
I bet this goes so fucking hard if you’re stupid. Meanwhile, those of us with functioning brains are worried about a war no one wanted, high gas prices, contaminated food, expanding government surveillance, and a deadly measles outbreak. You know, little things.
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: Lake Ontario is renamed to LAKE AMERICA! 🇺🇸
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Kristen Danielle retweeted
Hopefully that’s about Iran.
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Kristen Danielle retweeted
The name Lake Ontario comes from the Wendat word Ontari’io, which, appropriately, means “the lake is beautiful, the lake is big”. The name is more than 400 years old, predating both the Confederation of Canada and the Declaration of Independence of the United States of America. We know that America is changing. Their trading relationships, their foreign policies, their national monuments, their hydronyms. Canadians also know that naming reality means calling it Lake Ontario – then, now and always.
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Kristen Danielle retweeted
Kone is a legend for doing this 🫡
Bodyguard is diving against the mighty Canada
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Grant applications are now open for the 2026–27 season 🏒 Apply now: grindstoneaward.com/apply Questions? 📧 Email: grants@grindstoneaward.com #HelpHerPlay #GirlsInHockey #GrindstoneAwardFoundation
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Kristen Danielle retweeted
When you're getting breaking news alert that the president is threatening to end a civilization tonight (tune in, tonight to see if he follows through!) you're really through the looking glass.
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Kristen Danielle retweeted
"I'm so glad you're giving me the opportunity to speak on the video of us laughing at the women's team. I actually know some women. Thank you, that's all."
Quinn Hughes: “I'm glad you mentioned the women's team…we're really happy for them. Obviously, a lot going on on social media surrounding our team and their team…we've done a lot of training with them and got to know a lot of those girls really well.”
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Kristen Danielle retweeted
Trump tells the US men’s hockey team he’s going to begrudgingly invite the women’s gold-winning team to the White House, too, or else he’ll be impeached. The male players then laugh at the idea that the women would be included.
all of them laughing about inviting the women’s team. every single one of them
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Kristen Danielle retweeted
Feels like Canada could have used someone on the back end with some sort of bomb-like slap shot.
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Kristen Danielle retweeted
Brutal turnover by Bouchard, and France scores. You just can't have defencemen that make these sorts of turnovers play for Team Canada at the Olympics.
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Kristen Danielle retweeted
Catherine O'Hara at the closing ceremony of the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver 🇨🇦❤️‍🩹
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Kristen Danielle retweeted
Hey @edmontonoilers and @RogersPlace: I hope I never see this separatist loser performing in your building again. There are plenty of more talented artists in Alberta who are both Albertan AND Canadian, and are NOT seditionist traitors. #Oilers #yeg #ableg #cdnpoli
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Kristen Danielle retweeted
Es glaubt doch wohl niemand ernsthaft, dass diese Bildsprache Zufall ist.
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