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Lawyer, University of Alberta, hockey player, Edmonton Oilers fan. From #yeg living in #yyc

Joined October 2011
Clutch as in a purse? I know that’s not it but either way it sucks. Like the other three. Better than most of the originals.
The PWHL expansion team names and logos have been revealed 🆕 Detroit Clutch Hamilton Havoc San Jose Sea Lions Vegas Vanguards
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I’m in Mexico and only able to see Oilers highlights today. Man, Devon Levi rocks.
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Should Alex Formenton be out of the Oilers lineup?
17%Yes
67%Definitely yes
17%No (I’m in denial)
12 votes • Final results
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In 2006-07 I played a season with Salzburg in the EWHL. Many of my teammates were on the Austrian national team, which played in division II at the time. Excited to see how far they’ve come as they play in the top division at the IIHF World Championship for the first time.
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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Wtf is happening, Nancy Pelosi just showed up at my doorstep and forced my cat to be trans
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The Bible spent centuries warning Christians about false prophets, and MAGA took one look at a convicted felon selling Bibles and said, "That's our Messiah."
Trump says that he will "take Christians to the promise land. And I've done that."
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Just saw the Dach goal. The Oilers probably should have taken more than 7 shots that period….
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Getting a pouch of Welch’s fruit snacks on Halloween hits exactly like getting a box of raisins used to.
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If Kucherov goes to the Panthers, we riot
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The RFK Jr version of a Kennedy is like in the movie Multiplicity when they make a clone of a clone of Michael Keaton
RFK: "There's five hundred million Arabs in the world. And yet they don't produce science. They don't win the Novel Prize. They don't win the Fields Prize. They don't win the Wolf Prize. They don't produce literature."
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Someone owes Albertans $130M for this theatrical waste of taxpayers money
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Rejection of Alberta separatism was Trump's first midterm defeat
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Can we have the Alberta flag back now?
Currently with a million votes in. 76.6% to stay. 23.4% to hold another referendum.
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That forecheck by Podz
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Aw. Joseph was so excited 🥺
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Fan bleeding profusely from under the eye - ya he looks okay 😆
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