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The world's shortest horror story is only two sentences long: "The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock at the door."
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It's Monday morning. Get up and go to your shit job, don't despair, the weekend is coming!
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How many people ripped pizza a new ass last night only to have pizza come back and rip you a new ass this morning?
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PETA kills thousands of adoptable dogs and cats that enter their shelters each year.
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#HappyMonday GO FUCK YOURSELF
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Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. -Albert Einstein
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I will never, as long as I live and draw breath on this earth, as god as my witness, never, ever, understand who needs pumpkin coffee.
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Mae West: Why don't you come up sometime? And fuck me in my vagina with your penis. We should fuck in my room upstairs. #FirstDrafts
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In 1642, a man was executed because he looked like a deformed piglet. He was convicted of bestiality.
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Hill-Dawg just came in from the garage with hedge trimmers she says she's gonna use to sculpt her "spunk bucket."
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Remember, a friend will help you move but a REAL friend will help you move a body.
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We lost an extremely valuable member of the Huntington scene today.
Chuck, you will be missed dearly.
Rest in peace @ChukFowlord
















