Seth To Lose

Autopsy shows that HR Giger died of embarrassment after he realized that Rick Ta Life was covered in his artwork.

I'm real sick of hearing and seeing Stone Cold Steve Austin bullshit today. Go to church or something, cocksuckers!

Ate too much sriracha on my fajita last night. Now my asshole looks/feels like it sings for the Rolling Stones.

Is it me or does Kenny Chesney's hats always look too big for his little weird midget fucking head?

Nice studded belt, buddy. What is this? 2004?

@KVisazia fuck you

I'm just gonna put this out there. I wish Bam Margera would have died instead of Ryan Dunn. #notsorry

#DumbassDiann made an appearance at work today by calling us 500 times for something totally irrelevant. I wish she'd fall off a bridge.

Mother Mary Fatshit is having gallbladder surgery. Better have everyone on your family tree come with her to the hospital. I hate people.

Nothing puts your life in perspective more than shitting your pants when your 28 years old.

I just birthed a turd that was thicker than Rosie O'Donnell's neck. I think I need asshole reconstruction surgery now.

Fuck Warhound!

FUCK THE POLAR VORTEX!!!!

I think I'm still hungover from last friday night.

No politics. Not now, not ever.

I love shitting.

Rolling Stones>Beatles

@EvanxBTL only if they say "Merry Christmas" first.