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jesse 31 jewish // i follow every jesse and every arizonan i see

 Garden of Gethsemane, AZ
Joined January 2020
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give me the heat boys and free my skull, i wanna get shot from the grassy knoll, im JFK
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Alcoholic James Bond villain voice: surely you realize, Mr bond, that you are too late to contain the destructive power of… my Jim beam
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rsmé@dunstfeverOct 22
why is she writing like god in genesis on slide two
sierra ˙⋆✮⋆˚
@sarvielleOct 20
Wow we really are in hell
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Every day I check this app and every day I walk away with bumboclaat wallahi or kfc pigeon song stuck in my head. Would a just god permit us to live in such a twisted world?
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used all 5lbs of chicken before it went bad award* *prize to be rescinded upon tonights slow cooker curry giving me food poisoning
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Event Horizon 7: The Event Takes LA Event Horizon vs Pandorum: Part 2 Event Horizon X Bride of the Horizon Event Horizon: The Final Event Event Horizon 8: The New Beginning
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Frankie🪆Fey
@frankiefeyOct 20
straight from the smiling friends universe:
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creating a weed strain called “you gonna be this way forever” and another one called “everyone knows” and they’ll be 75% thc
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Eli
@elkelkOct 19
What is my coworker on about
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Liquor before beer The scheming vizier’s here Beer before liquor A curious snicker…
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noticed and grabbed a fruit fly out of the air within like 1 second. i would be such a good frog
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philip k-hole@konstantinlvnOct 19
the biggest lesson of ken russell’s the devils (1971) is that oliver reed with hair is a top 10 hottest man who ever lived but bald oliver reed looks like if homer simpson came to life
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Punisher me boy daredevil’s staff paralegal stole me secret formuler argargargargarg
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mia︎ ⋆˚࿔@cinevoidzOct 19
#controlthenarrative
chickadee inc.@ChickadeIncOct 18
Told my mom digger made 2 billion dollars at the box office to trick her into watching it
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Ghost rider 1 villain’s plan (to obtain ~800 nasty souls) to usurp the devil (owner of between 1b and 108.9b souls depending on if Calvinism is real) seems a little half baked
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gerf (fred)@achingkneejointOct 18
Epic reels pull
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