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Joined October 2014
가네쉬:인식은 IN-SIK이에요! 우리가 여기에서 디거 흥행 수익이 20억 달러라고 할 수도 있겠죠. 하지만...!(boxofficemojo를 켜서 보여줌) 컴슨:디거, 저 자가 왜 아직 살아있지?!
Told my mom digger made 2 billion dollars at the box office to trick her into watching it
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Perception is reality.
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It’s kinda crazy that trending women’s fashion rn is mainly first day of 6th grade in 2012
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The dress that I ordered for an event that arrived late of course fits perfectly and would have indeed been perfect for said event
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Literally the most figure flattering but conservative dress I’ve ever put on in my life FUCK MY LIFE
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This was so striking to me. The way the movie documents the 2020s de-evolution of tech guys from California surveillance dorks to aggro Elon-lite fascists. There are hundreds of these guys and they suddenly rule the world
Billy playing at Silicon Valley dilettante saying how weird it felt to be “moving to Texas” followed by a smash cut to him at a gun range rocking a mean Cocaine/Ketamine jaw is maybe the most direct portrayal of the cultural shift in American Tech/Venture capital of the decade
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A lot of the Levites responsible for these portions of the Bible were basically Tik Tok man-on-the-street guys asking each other if different situations make your girl a hoe
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White cockflation is insane. It was what, 4 inches soft? 3 1/2?
I can’t believe I have to walk around knowing Elizabeth Holmes’ last meal before prison was a smoothie and a BWC
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Post nut clarity
Katie Zacharia is fired as White House press secretary after 5 days, NYT reports.
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I’ll never understand TERFs pet issue with autogynophilia. Like even if someone is one, who cares lmfao. I really couldn’t give a fuck
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Love them
Bryan Johnson's girlfriend is tracking her own 'nighttime erections' - with a special 'techno tampon' trib.al/UE1hoYX
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Love the photo too he’s so into her awwww
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The fact that he got super handsome for last Oscar season and then immediately locked back into being fat 😭
Leonardo DiCaprio went shirtless while taking a splash in the Pacific Ocean alongside girlfriend Vittoria Ceretti, Tobey Maguire, Courteney Cox, and Kate Hudson trib.al/3tvjMWy 🔗
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The difference here of course is that Louis CK for better or for worse was one of the most talented comedians / writers of the century whereas Shane literally can barely deliver a coherent monologue. EVERY one of his SNL monologues is terrible. He’s funny in podcasts tho!
People going off on Shane Gillis seem to just be focusing on the "dressing like whores" part of the joke and missing the remaining 2/3 of the joke that culminates in Shane essentially calling himself out for being a creep who looks like, well, Shane. The butt of the joke is not women dressing like "whores" but Shane for being a pervert for thinking that way. Did I really just have to explain a joke that echoes one Louis CK made back in 2009 (the Hilarious special) that feminists applauded for this exact reason of self-deprecation? Are people really thinking that because "campus rape" is trending that their boring 2016-era complaints about "misogyny" are going to resonate in any meaningful way like they used to?
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The whole joke is also like the most lazy observation ever lmfao
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It’s kind of crazy that they fired him and then invite him back once every six months to absolutely bomb the monologue. Sort of a 3D chess sadomasochistic relationship
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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
The tiger that attacked a man who entered its enclosure at Yorkshire Wildlife Park will not be euthanized, park officials confirm. (Via: @YorkshireWP)
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“Level 4.”
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