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How do we only have $30-35m to spend when Randy and JP coming off the books frees up $27m alone lol. So tired of this poverty franchise.
ANALYSIS: The Seattle Mariners are projected to have $30-35 million to spend this offseason. Here's a look at the biggest positions of need for the Mariners and players available at those spots:
#Mariners #TridentsUp
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Los argentinos 🇦🇷 queriéndose comparar musicalmente con MÉXICO 🇲🇽 cuando su máxima leyenda se ponía así al ver a DON MARCO ANTONIO SOLÍS...
No se comparen muchachos,
México 🇲🇽 es potencia cultural mundial.
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Good morning and Happy Saturday to everyone who agrees that JD Vance should go f*ck himself for suggesting that Americans should stop griping "about the little things" like gas, groceries, and basic necessities.
Tone deaf jackass.
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Immigration law firm threatens to call ICE—on their own clients.
"The Luna Firm is now saying they're going to call ICE on us," woman says.
"Just because we're standing here waiting for answers."
Clients want their money back after lawyer's license to practice was suspended.
They say they were told to keep paying—and not told that Joe Luna's law license had been suspended in September.
One client says they paid $7,000 as recently as September 14.
Incident occurred at The Luna Firm in Rancho Mirage, California.
Marcos Torres doesn't have an account on this platform—so posting first full length and credited video here to help raise awareness.
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One last time, your 2026 #Mariners.
It just continues, My oh My.
how can you not be romantic about baseball?
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The reflecting pool is currently sitting abandoned with no water after Trump stole $15 million from taxpayers. Just in case you need a reason to vote.
🚨IT’S PAYBACK TIME: Hakeem Jeffries says Democrats are poised to retake the House and finally LOWER costs after Republicans made everything more expensive:
“Life is way too expensive here in the United States of America.
There are too many people, millions of folks, working hard, playing by the rules, can't thrive, and can barely survive.
The Republican economic policies have been a disaster.
They promised to lower costs on day one. Costs haven't gone down, they've gone up. Democrats are determined to do something about that
Republicans made life more expensive. Democrats are coming to fix it.”
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🥊 Hay Tiro 🥊
Pietra: el fin de semana el Club América debería de estar agradecido por que van a ver su Estadio lleno gracias a mis chivas rayadas del Guadalajara mi Tuca y eso debe de doler al Américanismo 😎.
Tuca: déja de hablar fregaderas cagajo 🤬 festejan eso como si fueran campeonatos y mientras ustedes sigan conformándose con llenando estadios, aeropuertos y todas esas fregaderas que se inventan siempre estaran hundidos en su m-diocridad 🤬 por que al final del dia el que sigue llenando las vitrinas es el América 🤬.
Pietra: Pues llevan más de un año que no ganan ni en las canicas mi Tuca 😭😭😭
Tuca: ustedes llevan 10 y nadie les dice nada 🤬.
Mehdi Hasan: "Why did you put out an Al video pretending Trump endorsed you? Were you drunk when you did that?"
Nancy Mace: "I do not drink. That's disgusting. You're defaming me."
Mehdi: "Your former comms director told New York Magazine you drank all day. Staffers bought you alcohol at 2 a.m. Take it up with her."
Mace: "Name the person!"
Mehdi: "Natalie Johnson. Your former comms director."
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🇺🇸 TURISTA ESTADOUNIDENSE RECLAMA A BARISTA POR USAR DIADEMA TRICOLOR EN CDMX. En un Starbucks de la colonia Roma, la mujer calificó el accesorio como "ofensivo" y "antiestadounidense", alegando que era un "lugar americano". Otra clienta intervino, grabó el
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Between this guy being the top podcaster in the world and Trump being the most powerful man in the world we really do live in, and are cursed with, Idiocracy.
Joe Rogan: “My hope is as AI becomes more omnipresent, as we start farming off various tasks to it, one of the things we’re gonna farm off is government, how we interact with other countries. I know that’s terrifying to people, but just think of the disastrous effects we’ve had so far with humans doing it. If all international military conflicts ended instantaneously upon AI governing the use of conflicts and military weapons. Imagine that? Imagine a war where it stops. All war stops on the planet”
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Somos tan vergas q en todo rincón del mundo estamos presentes, viva México y no mamadas
Since Robert Kraft is in the news, this is a good time to remind you what he did.
In 2019, he went twice in two days to a massage parlor in Jupiter, FL.
The first time he got a handjob.
The second time he got a blowjob.
Cops were already suspicious of the place so they had cameras that caught it all.
BUT...
Bob is a billionaire. So he hired the best lawyers money could buy for "high 6 to low 7 figures" and they found a judge who ruled the cameras violated the law and tossed everything out.
Bob walked.
The women did not. They were arrested and charged with prostitution.
So in short.. fuck that guy and his holier than thou moral charade.





































